Thought of the Day – Eating Bacon is a Personal Vendetta?!
by Senator Brett
Having been knocked out with the swine flu several years ago, and then getting the flu again just a couple of weeks ago and realizing how much the flu has drained my body presently, as well as in the past… I have come to this conclusion. Continue reading
Thought of the Day – Aren’t You Supposed to be Getting Smarter?!
by Senator Brett
I find it odd when you ask someone if they will be available on a certain date, or if they can help you on a project, and they respond with, “I’m not sure just yet… I should know more by Tuesday.”
And, I think to myself, “Uh, aren’t we all gonna know more by Tuesday?!”
Isn’t that kinda a by-product of being alive every day… that, even though it may be insignificant, we ALL learn a little more every day, even if it’s just that your neighbor planted violets this year? I mean, you still know more.
Anyway, I was thinking on this earlier today. I spend my time wisely, as you can clearly see.
Have a good one, folks. And, as always, remember… it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that gets you… it’s all the inane questions you ask yourself on the way down that will destroy you in the end.
Your Friendly Senator
This is my brain… not on drugs, unfortunately.
Well, this is the beginning of a new category for me. Well, let me start over… this is the beginning of me posting entries on activities that I have been doing for years. Yeah, that is actually more accurate.
Last night, while not being able to sleep for the 100,00th time I happened across a posting on my Facebook Feed concerning the hunting of wolves. Now, for those that don’t know… I’m a huge wolf fan. Also, I am huge fan of sarcastic comments. To be honest if I could find a sarcastic wolf I would probably devote my life to finding a way for it to live forever.
Most of the comments for the photo were against the hunting of wolves. However, there were a few people defending the practice. And, while I know that I don’t know everything about the subject, I decided that it was posted on Facebook… so that means that knowledge Continue reading
Okay, look… I know… I know… I need to develop a different sense of humor. For some reason, no matter what I try, my mind always leads to the sophomoric and low-brow. It’s where my brain lives, apparently. I promise to TRY to come up with clever and funny things that are wholesome and good, and I promise that I have been trying… it’s just not working out very well. At all. 🙂
Also, I think I will start posting videos in these entries with songs that are kinda blowing me away at the moment, or that I stumbled across and love, or… just songs that I have always loved and think that you should listen to because I said so. So it is written, so shall it be.Â
And since I’ve been largely absent these last few weeks I am going to give you two TOTD’s. I know… I know… I am a giver! It’s just that what I am giving is usually not something people are interested in… like Chia Pets… or Libertarians. 🙂
Lastly, and this is MUY IMPORTANTE (which, as we all know, is Spanish for “superwichtig”)… the following TOTD’s Continue reading
Strap in, folks… this might get rough… 🙂
Thought of the Day – Even Cows Know Better… Well, Not ALL Cows… Just the Really Smart Onez!
by Senator Brett
This will be my only (God hopes) post about Chick-fil-A-GAYt (trademark SB 2012… I’m hilarious! Someone send that to Jon Stewart!) I agree with this chick Continue reading
Again… as usual… not a true story!
Thought of the Day – Angie’s List, Schmangie’s List!
by Senator Brett
I keep seeing advertisments on television from Angie’s List saying that before I ever hire a business, a service, or a business service servicer of services… that I should go onto thier web site and get a review from them because they have the best info on every kind of service available.
So… I did… Continue reading
Okay, okay, okay… even I know that this TOTD is pretty messed up. Sometimes, I just can’t help my mind. I’m going to do my best to turn some good out of it by promoting some very fine people. Again, I KNOW that it doesn’t make up for my demented mind… but, hey, at least I’m trying! And, let’s be honest… if it spurns one person to help out any of these people, or places, then it was well worth it, I’d say.
TOTD – It’s Not the Sudden Stop at the End That Hurts, It’s The Other Stuff!
by Senator Brett
Some time ago I helped out at this ministry Continue reading
Disclaimer: This is NOT a true statement or news report! I repeat… this is NOT a true statement or news report!!! I peat.. it’s just humorous… and kinda sad that it could have been a true statement and news report.
Thought of the Day – I Got Your Equal Rights Right Here!
by Senator Brett
From the A-Holed News Press
(Madison, Wisconsin) – Wisconsin State Governor, Scott Walker, met with state legislators today to address the opinion that the state might be losing a public relations perception battle over the issue of Equal Rights. He said that he expected his office had aptly handled the situation by issuing the following statement: “Now that ‘Magic Mike’ has been released… we can all agree that true equality of the sexes has taken place. We men have our little discretionary films of T&A… and now women have their movie of biceps and abs. I, personally, find it a great social justice that our entertainment values are on the same playing field.”
However, Continue reading
Since it’s Friday and I realize that I’ve been pretty much slacking on the ol’ “Writing needless thoughts out so that my friends, family and random strangers can ignore them like they would if I said them aloud… while they stood right next to me… and I were on my deathbed… I thought, “Hey, why not a couple of TOTD’s”, which was followed by the next natural thought, “Who can I piss off today?”
So, here goes…
Thought of the Day #1 – My Movie Reviews: Part I
by Senator Brett
In entertainment news… two well-anticipated movies are opening this weekend, and it is almost assured that they will battle it out for Top Spot of the rating polls, as well as box-office draw. Their names… “Ted” and “Magic Mike, respectfully. And, I will break them down for you. Continue reading
Question of the Day – Bring on the Zombies!
by Senator Brett
Question of the Day: If the eventual (you know it’s coming!) zombie apocolypse began today, who is the one person that you wish that would get infected so you could shoot them in the face, and who is the one person you would have the hardest time shooting in the face? Continue reading
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