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How You Can Positively Change Your Community

How You Can Positively Change Your Community

by Senator Brett

I know that a lot of times I come across as a cynical, sarcastic a-hole with an hell-bent agenda of mocking my own faith. However, today is going to be much different. I’m going to give you instructions on how to be a positive influence on your community, your town, your family, as well as make a positive impact on those around you. Continue reading

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TOTD – Why God is so Damn Good?!

Thought of the Day – Why God is so Damn Good?!

by Senator Brett

I always hear Christians say pithy statements like, “God is good”… no matter the circumstances. And, it gets me to thinking…

If God is, indeed, good… then God is Continue reading


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TOTD – Can She Come With Even More Red Flags?!

Thought of the Day – Can She Come With Even More Red Flags?!

by Senator Brett

Anytime that I am out-and-about on the town and I happen to notice a really hot chick who is totally trashed and smoking like a chimney stack I think to myself, Continue reading


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TOTD – Do I Need a Body Wash?!

Thought of the Day – Do I Need a Body Wash?!

by Senator Brett

There are a lot of words that mean something totally different than what they sound like what they should mean… like “Couscous.” Some of them sound dirty; however, they are not… like “Couscous.” As in Continue reading


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TOTD – Does Your Drink Come With an Asterisk?!

Thought of the Day – Does Your Drink Come With an Asterisk?! 

by Senator Brett

People are constantly telling me that it is my personal best interest that I mature exponentially; however, I have never taken this advice to heart. Or so I thought. But, yesterday Continue reading


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TOTD – Is The Discovery Channel Stealing My Life?!

Thought of the Day – Is The Discovery Channel Stealing My Life?!

by Senator Brett

Everyone needs to send me their requests for shiny new things because I am about to be god-awful, mother-lickin’ filthy rich! I’ve contacted an attorney and Continue reading


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TOTD – Does Your Pet Come With Ramen?!

Okay, this one might get under some people’s skin. I’m cool with that. It’s just an observation, folks! 🙂

Thought of the Day – Does Your Pet Come With Ramen?!

by Senator Brett

Here’s what I don’t understand, well, other than the pyramids, the elliptical Continue reading