How You Can Positively Change Your Community
by Senator Brett
I know that a lot of times I come across as a cynical, sarcastic a-hole with an hell-bent agenda of mocking my own faith. However, today is going to be much different. I’m going to give you instructions on how to be a positive influence on your community, your town, your family, as well as make a positive impact on those around you. Continue reading
Thought of the Day – Why God is so Damn Good?!
by Senator Brett
I always hear Christians say pithy statements like, “God is good”… no matter the circumstances. And, it gets me to thinking…
If God is, indeed, good… then God is Continue reading
Thought of the Day – Can She Come With Even More Red Flags?!
by Senator Brett
Anytime that I am out-and-about on the town and I happen to notice a really hot chick who is totally trashed and smoking like a chimney stack I think to myself, Continue reading
Thought of the Day – Do I Need a Body Wash?!
by Senator Brett
There are a lot of words that mean something totally different than what they sound like what they should mean… like “Couscous.” Some of them sound dirty; however, they are not… like “Couscous.” As in Continue reading
Thought of the Day –Â Does Your Drink Come With an Asterisk?!Â
by Senator Brett
People are constantly telling me that it is my personal best interest that I mature exponentially; however, I have never taken this advice to heart. Or so I thought. But, yesterday Continue reading
Thought of the Day – Is The Discovery Channel Stealing My Life?!
by Senator Brett
Everyone needs to send me their requests for shiny new things because I am about to be god-awful, mother-lickin’ filthy rich! I’ve contacted an attorney and Continue reading
Okay, this one might get under some people’s skin. I’m cool with that. It’s just an observation, folks! 🙂
Thought of the Day – Does Your Pet Come With Ramen?!
by Senator Brett
Here’s what I don’t understand, well, other than the pyramids, the elliptical Continue reading
Thought of the Day – Where Are You Going With That Bottle?!
by Senator Brett
The other night I noticed a commercial on television for a new product from the Pernod Ricard Company for a new line in their popular rum products called “Malibu Red” Continue reading
Thought of the Day – Eating Bacon is a Personal Vendetta?!
by Senator Brett
Having been knocked out with the swine flu several years ago, and then getting the flu again just a couple of weeks ago and realizing how much the flu has drained my body presently, as well as in the past… I have come to this conclusion. Continue reading
Thought of the Day – Aren’t You Supposed to be Getting Smarter?!
by Senator Brett
I find it odd when you ask someone if they will be available on a certain date, or if they can help you on a project, and they respond with, “I’m not sure just yet… I should know more by Tuesday.”
And, I think to myself, “Uh, aren’t we all gonna know more by Tuesday?!”
Isn’t that kinda a by-product of being alive every day… that, even though it may be insignificant, we ALL learn a little more every day, even if it’s just that your neighbor planted violets this year? I mean, you still know more.
Anyway, I was thinking on this earlier today. I spend my time wisely, as you can clearly see.
Have a good one, folks. And, as always, remember… it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that gets you… it’s all the inane questions you ask yourself on the way down that will destroy you in the end.
Your Friendly Senator
This is my brain… not on drugs, unfortunately.
Senator Brett 