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TOTD – Fair is Fair is Fair, Right?!

And, this one goes out to all the lovely ladies in the audience…¬†

Thought of the Day – Fair is Fair is Fair, Right?!

by Senator Brett

This past weekend I spent a lot of time with three little girls that all live together and that, for the most part, get along very well. Or, so it seems.

After this weekend I can honestly say that the most popular statement that ever comes out of the mouth of a little girl, who is with other little girls, is, in fact Continue reading

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TOTD – I Got Your Equal Rights Right Here!

Disclaimer: This is NOT a true statement or news report! I repeat… this is NOT a true statement or news report!!! I peat.. it’s just humorous… and kinda sad that it could have been a true statement and news report.

Thought of the Day – I Got Your Equal Rights Right Here!

by Senator Brett

From the A-Holed News Press

(Madison, Wisconsin) – Wisconsin State Governor, Scott Walker, met with state legislators today to address the opinion that the state might be losing a public relations perception battle over the issue of Equal Rights. He said that he expected his office had aptly handled the situation by issuing the following statement: “Now that ‘Magic Mike’ has been released… we can all agree that true equality of the sexes has taken place. We men have our little¬†discretionary¬†films of T&A… and now women have their movie of biceps and abs. I, personally, find it a great social justice that our entertainment values are on the same playing field.”

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