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TOTD – Does Your Milk Coming With a Ghostly Warning?!

Thought of the Day – Does Your Milk Come With a Ghostly Warning?!

by Senator Brett

This morning, while enjoying a breakfast of cereal, it occurred to me that I run out of milk quite often before realzing this fact and pouring myself a large bowl of cereal. And it got me to thinking… Continue reading


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TOTD – Spare Change Equals One Ticket?!

Thought of the Day – Spare Change Equals One Ticket?!

by Senator Brett

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that homeless people could get more creative with their panhandling? I mean, I think it’d be great if homeless people went to the mall with a bunch of raffle tickets and stood next to the escalators with a sign that read Continue reading


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Chickens Are Making Us Dumb!

Okay, so this is gonna be one of those posts that makes everyone mad. I’m okay with that. You know what… let’s just get right to it…

Chickens Are Making Everyone Dumb!

by Senator Brett

Okay, this Chick-fil-A thing is getting WAY out of hand! And, not just on one side of the issue… on all sides. Actually, to be honest, the fact that this thing is even risen to the title of “issue” is a sad commentary on the state of our national discourse. So, seriously, everyone just stop for the next few minutes. Take a little bit of your time, read this, and then decide if what you are doing/saying/thinking makes any sense at all.

1. To the mayors that are trying to keep Chick-fil-A out of your cities:

Stop! Just stop… you’re a mayor… a mayor… not Idi Amin! Continue reading


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TOTD – Even Cows Know Better… Well, Not ALL Cows… Just the Really Smart Onez!

Strap in, folks… this might get rough… 🙂

Thought of the Day – Even Cows Know Better… Well, Not ALL Cows… Just the Really Smart Onez!

by Senator Brett

This will be my only (God hopes) post about Chick-fil-A-GAYt (trademark SB 2012… I’m hilarious! Someone send that to Jon Stewart!) I agree with this chick Continue reading