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TOTD – In Entertainment News…

Since it’s Friday and I realize that I’ve been pretty much slacking on the ol’ “Writing needless thoughts out so that my friends, family and random strangers can ignore them like they would if I said them aloud… while they stood right next to me… and I were on my deathbed… I thought, “Hey, why not a couple of TOTD’s”, which was followed by the next natural thought, “Who can I piss off today?”

So, here goes…

Thought of the Day #1 – My Movie Reviews: Part I

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In entertainment news… two well-anticipated movies are opening this weekend, and it is almost assured that they will battle it out for Top Spot of the rating polls, as well as box-office draw. Their names… “Ted” and “Magic Mike, respectfully. And, I will break them down for you. Continue reading


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Question of the Day – Bring on the Zombies!

Question of the Day – Bring on the Zombies!

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Question of the Day: If the eventual (you know it’s coming!) zombie apocolypse began today, who is the one person that you wish that would get infected so you could shoot them in the face, and who is the one person you would have the hardest time shooting in the face? Continue reading


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TOTD – You’re in Peru, Now Go!

Thought of the Day – You’re in Peru Now Go!

by Senator Brett

The other day someone asked me what I would do if I won the Texas State Lottery now that it was up to $119 million. After some thought, I decided that after the usual things people would say they would do: dream house, dream car, travel the world, charity, pay to be flown to the International Space Station… what I really want to do is take my awesome little brother, Cob, to Vegas for a “no holding back” weekend of gambling, shows, gambling, fantastic food and wine, gambling, gambling… you get the picture. But, Continue reading


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TOTD – There is no Such Thing as Make-Believe!

Thought of the Day – There is no such thing as Make-Believe!

by Senator Brett

A friend of mine is reading a book entitled “How to Completly Please a Woman in Bed” and it occurred to me… Continue reading


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TOTD – I Forgot How Much I Dislike You!

As always… this isn’t intended to offend anyone. The solace that I take is knowing that half of the people this will probably offend will, most likely, eventually forget about it. 🙂

Thought of the Day – I Forgot How Much I Dislike You

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One day I hope that I develop Tourettes Syndrome… followed immediately by a severe case of Alzheimer’s Disease… Continue reading


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TOTD – Stay Inside the Lines!

 Just to show you how cultured that I happen to be…

Thought of the Day – Stay Insise the Lines!

by Senator Brett

Am I the only one who thinks that it would be perfectly beautiful if Jackson Pollock’s kid grew up to be Continue reading


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TOTD – My Adoption Dilemma!

Thought of the Day – My Adoption Dilemma!

by Senator Brett

The other day I did my civic duty and adopted a highway… however, as a Christian, Continue reading


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TOTD – Sound Financial Advise

TOTD – Sound Financial Advise

by Senator Brett

Today I noticed an eHarmony commercial print ad that simply said, “Invest in yourself!”… and it got me to thinking…

Look, I’m no financial wizard (I’ve sent several checks to Nigerian princes who needed my help to get to their vast fortunes. I’m still waiting to hear back from them!), but even I know that it’s not wise to invest in a stock that is dropping faster than a Kardashian’s panties at an Continue reading