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TOTD – Do I Need a Body Wash?!

Thought of the Day – Do I Need a Body Wash?!

by Senator Brett

There are a lot of words that mean something totally different than what they sound like what they should mean… like “Couscous.” Some of them sound dirty; however, they are not… like “Couscous.” As in Continue reading


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TOTD – Do You Smell That?!

Yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah, I’m back. Finally got my Macbook Pro up and running again. It’s like being dead and then Jesus calls into your cave after three days. Yeah, sure… it’s nice to be alive, but Heaven was just becoming interesting! Anyway… Continue reading


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TOTD – God’s Special Doucebag?!

I’m back, bitches! I hope y’all haven’t missed me too much. I’m kidding… I hope that y’all missed me like crazy mad! ๐Ÿ™‚ Continue reading


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TOTD – Do I Get Good Things Confused With Bad Things?!

It seems I’m having less thoughts these days… hence, the fewer of these random and pointless TOTD’s. But, here’s one for ya… on a gloomy Friday.

Thought of the Day – Do I Get Good Things Confused With Bad Things?!

by Senator Brett

I don’t know if I am correctly understanding the general sentiment of the “awareness” day that we are having today… but, does International Women’s Day mean that I’m supposed to only hit on women from other countries?! I mean, because if that’s what all the hubbub is about… Continue reading


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I am going to tell you a short love story. Well… itโ€™s kinda a love story.

Why? Because everyone needs a short love story in their life… if for no other reason to remind themselves that this life might be temporal, even cruel at times… but, it can also be earth-shattering beautiful. Continue reading


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You Got Some Sugar?!

Thought of the Day – You Got Some Sugar

by Senator Brett

They say that if Life gives you lemons that you should make lemonade… what they fail to tell you is that unless Life also happens to hand you some sugar, that lemonade is gonna suck!

Have a good one, folks. And, as always, remember that it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that will get you… it’s the lemonade “Jonestown” style that will kick your ass!

Your Friendly Senator

Oh, Lemon!

Oh, Lemon!


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TOTD – Eating Bacon is a Personal Vendetta?!

Thought of the Day – Eating Bacon is a Personal Vendetta?!

by Senator Brett

Having been knocked out with the swine flu several years ago, and then getting the flu again just a couple of weeks ago and realizing how much the flu has drained my body presently, as well as in the past… I have come to this conclusion. Continue reading


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TOTD – Aren’t You Supposed to be Getting Smarter?!

Thought of the Day – Aren’t You Supposed to be Getting Smarter?!

by Senator Brett

I find it odd when you ask someone if they will be available on a certain date, or if they can help you on a project, and they respond with, “I’m not sure just yet… I should know more by Tuesday.”

And, I think to myself, “Uh, aren’t we all gonna know more by Tuesday?!”

Isn’t that kinda a by-product of being alive every day… that, even though it may be insignificant, we ALL learn a little more every day, even if it’s just that your neighbor planted violets this year? I mean, you still know more.

Anyway, I was thinking on this earlier today. I spend my time wisely, as you can clearly see.

Have a good one, folks. And, as always, remember… it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that gets you… it’s all the inane questions you ask yourself on the way down that will destroy you in the end.

Your Friendly Senator

This is my brain... not on drugs, unfortunately.

This is my brain… not on drugs, unfortunately.


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TOTD – My Chinese Restaurant Prayer?!

Thought of the Day – My Chinese Restaurant Prayer?!

by Senator Brett

I love going out for Chinese food, especially the fortune cookie reading part. I also love prayer. But sometimes I get the two terribly confused… Continue reading


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TOTD – Nice to Meet Your Goodbye?!

Thought of the Day – Nice to Meet Your Goodbye?!

by Senator Brett

I’ve noticed that a lot of things in life are mostly just all about perspective. For instance… Continue reading