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TOTD – My Chinese Restaurant Prayer?!

Thought of the Day – My Chinese Restaurant Prayer?!

by Senator Brett

I love going out for Chinese food, especially the fortune cookie reading part. I also love prayer. But sometimes I get the two terribly confused… Continue reading

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TOTD – Does Your Petraeus Live Alone?!

Thought of the Day – Does Your Petraeus Live Alone?!

by Senator Brett

You know, this whole Petraeus thing has gotten me to thinking…

It seems like every time someone famous falls into a sex scandal that the words “sex addict” comes floating onto the public scene again. Everyone from Bill Clinton to Michael Douglas has had those words associated with them. So, that got me to thinking… Continue reading


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TOTD – Parental Discretion is Advised?!

Okay, look… I know… I know… I need to develop a different sense of humor. For some reason, no matter what I try, my mind always leads to the sophomoric and low-brow. It’s where my brain lives, apparently. I promise to TRY to come up with clever and funny things that are wholesome and good, and I promise that I have been trying… it’s just not working out very well. At all. 🙂

Also, I think I will start posting videos in these entries with songs that are kinda blowing me away at the moment, or that I stumbled across and love, or… just songs that I have always loved and think that you should listen to because I said so. So it is written, so shall it be. 

And since I’ve been largely absent these last few weeks I am going to give you two TOTD’s. I know… I know… I am a giver! It’s just that what I am giving is usually not something people are interested in… like Chia Pets… or Libertarians. 🙂

Lastly, and this is MUY IMPORTANTE (which, as we all know, is Spanish for “superwichtig”)… the following TOTD’s Continue reading


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TOTD – When I Bing, You Bing!

Thought of the Day – When I Bing, You Bing!

by Senator Brett

Okay, this might just be me…

So, Bing has a new commercial on the tele about how you can Continue reading


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TOTD – I Got Your Equal Rights Right Here!

Disclaimer: This is NOT a true statement or news report! I repeat… this is NOT a true statement or news report!!! I peat.. it’s just humorous… and kinda sad that it could have been a true statement and news report.

Thought of the Day – I Got Your Equal Rights Right Here!

by Senator Brett

From the A-Holed News Press

(Madison, Wisconsin) – Wisconsin State Governor, Scott Walker, met with state legislators today to address the opinion that the state might be losing a public relations perception battle over the issue of Equal Rights. He said that he expected his office had aptly handled the situation by issuing the following statement: “Now that ‘Magic Mike’ has been released… we can all agree that true equality of the sexes has taken place. We men have our little discretionary films of T&A… and now women have their movie of biceps and abs. I, personally, find it a great social justice that our entertainment values are on the same playing field.”

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TOTD – There is no Such Thing as Make-Believe!

Thought of the Day – There is no such thing as Make-Believe!

by Senator Brett

A friend of mine is reading a book entitled “How to Completly Please a Woman in Bed” and it occurred to me… Continue reading


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TOTD – Your Phone Is Filthy!

Thought of the Day – Your Phone Is Filthy!

by Senator Brett

My imaginary girlfriend is doing a photo shoot in Fiji for The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. So, it occurred to me that the only way we can have any sort of physical relationship is through “phone sex” which got me to thinking… Continue reading