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Possibly Offensive, But Sadly True, TOTD

Well, let’s ruffle some feathers… 🙂

Possibly Offensive, But Sadly True, TOTD

by Senator Brett

This whole Eric Garner grand jury decision has really polarized our social collective. And, while I normally tend to observe and point out the negative side of things I think it’s kinda sad that no one Continue reading


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Galileo vs. “God Did It!” (Excerpt From FTOF)

Galileo vs. “God Did It!”

by Senator Brett

I’m about to say a word that might offend a lot who stand on the “religious right” side of most social and political issues.

Science.

Yeah, you heard me correctly… Continue reading


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And in The Beginning There Was Nonsense (Excerpt From “FTOF”)

In The Beginning There Was Nonsense

by Senator Brett

Fiat Lux

Yeah, I said it. I’ll say it again. Fiat lux. I bet that you don’t know what that means. Well I do, as should you. (Well, okay, let’s be honest, Continue reading


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TOTD – Eating Bacon is a Personal Vendetta?!

Thought of the Day – Eating Bacon is a Personal Vendetta?!

by Senator Brett

Having been knocked out with the swine flu several years ago, and then getting the flu again just a couple of weeks ago and realizing how much the flu has drained my body presently, as well as in the past… I have come to this conclusion. Continue reading


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TOTD – Aren’t You Supposed to be Getting Smarter?!

Thought of the Day – Aren’t You Supposed to be Getting Smarter?!

by Senator Brett

I find it odd when you ask someone if they will be available on a certain date, or if they can help you on a project, and they respond with, “I’m not sure just yet… I should know more by Tuesday.”

And, I think to myself, “Uh, aren’t we all gonna know more by Tuesday?!”

Isn’t that kinda a by-product of being alive every day… that, even though it may be insignificant, we ALL learn a little more every day, even if it’s just that your neighbor planted violets this year? I mean, you still know more.

Anyway, I was thinking on this earlier today. I spend my time wisely, as you can clearly see.

Have a good one, folks. And, as always, remember… it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that gets you… it’s all the inane questions you ask yourself on the way down that will destroy you in the end.

Your Friendly Senator

This is my brain... not on drugs, unfortunately.

This is my brain… not on drugs, unfortunately.


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TOTD – Do You Sing… or Are You a Zombie?!

Thought of the Day – Do You Sing… or Are You a Zombie?!

by Senator Brett

Sometimes I wish that the band members of The Talking Heads and The Grateful Dead would do guest appearances on the television show, The Walking Dead… that way I could call them Continue reading


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TOTD – Your Demon Wears Gucci?!

Thought of the Day – Your Demon Wears Gucci?

by Senator Brett

Every once in a while people will send me links to articles, pictures or videos that they think might inspire a TOTD. The other day such a video was brought to my attention.

In the video a “Christian” organization was casting out a “gay demon” from a teenage boy. It was pretty disturbing, Continue reading


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TOTD – The Limping Barely Alive?!

Disclaimer: Dear Hate Mail… it’s been a while… let’s do this!

Thought of the Day – The Limping Barely Alive?!

by Senator Brett

Last night’s season premier of AMC’s The Walking Dead got me to thinking…

When the eventual zombie apocalypse comes… how am I supposed to be able to tell the difference between the mindless violent herd of hellish, brain-thirsty, still-functioning corpses of former human beings and, say… Continue reading


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TOTD – Your Voice is Larger Than Your Thought Process?!

Thought of the Day – Your Voice is Larger Than Your Thought Process?!

by Senator Brett

Today I went to my great-nephew’s Pop Warner football game. Since he is six-years-old this means that the game featured a lot of missed tackles, a little whining, a great deal more confusion and a couple of kids who knew what they were doing out there. However, here’s what I learned today: Continue reading


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TOTD – Do You Have Any Cash on You?!

Thought of the Day – Do You Have Any Cash on You?!

by Senator Brett

I don’t know about you… but I know that if I had been born Johnny Cash my pick-up line would have been, “Do you have any cash on you? No?! Would you like some?!”

Have a great one, folks!

Your Friendly Senator

Here is your music for the day: “A Dustland Fairytale” by The Killers Continue reading