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TOTD – Are You Too Dumb For Your Hair?!

Thought of the Day – Are You Too Dumb For Your Hair?!

by Senator Brett

The other day I picked up a canister of Axe hair putty instead of my normal Garnier Fructis putty (Yes, I prefer Garnier. I don’t care what you think of me, it’s a great product for a great price). While fixing my hair for the first time, using this product, I glanced down at the upside down lid and I noticed the strangest thing. Continue reading


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TOTD – You’re Not Supposed to Feed the Animals?!

Thought of the Day –¬†You’re Not Supposed to Feed the Animals?!

by Senator Brett

The other night, while on a first dinner date, we had just finished up the main course when the girl mentioned that Continue reading


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TOTD – I’m Part of the Screen Actors Guild?!

Thought of the Day – I’m Part of the Screen Actors Guild?!

by Senator Brett

The other night I went out on a first date with an absolutely drop-dead gorgeous woman. I mean, she was Continue reading