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TOTD – Not All Nature Attacks!

Thought of the Day – Not All Nature Attacks!

by Senator Brett

I know a lot of people out there are sincerely scared of hiking in the woods because they fear they might be mauled by a bear. But it got me thinking… Continue reading


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TOTD – Reading Urine Is Hard To Do!

Thought of the Day – Reading Urine Is Hard To Do!

by Senator Brett

The other day I saw a commercial for an at-home pregnancy test. The commercial inferred that their particular product is superior to others because, as they put it, “1 in 4 women often misread a home pregnancy test.”

So, it got me to thinking… Continue reading


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Multiple TOTD’s – You Can Never Think Too Much!

Since it is Memorial Day I thought it best to dole out three TOTD’s. My thinking… it was a three-day-weekend… why not a three-thought-post. I don’t know why I am telling you this other than to point out that I am good at math. 
Thought of the Day – Living Life Like a Country Song
by Senator Brett
Tim McGraw keeps telling me to live like I was dying… Continue reading


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If You Need a Hug…

If You Need a Hug….


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TOTD – Adopted Much

I am adopted… so I am allowed to say whatever I want! 

Thought of the Day – Adopted Much

by Senator Brett

I am thinking of making a tee shirt for everyone who is adopted. It will be a simple white tee with the words, Continue reading


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TOTD – Does He Love You?!

Per my normal pattern… I apologize to anyone this offends. I would love to come up with less offensive thoughts… but, my mind just won’t work them out.

Thought of the Day – Does He Love You?!

by Senator Brett

A LONG while back, a friend and I were at Bennigan’s for a late night snack, a couple of drinks and to watch a basketball game. All of the sudden we heard people singing “Happy Birthday” across the bar. We look across and there is this couple sitting at one of the bar tables… and the waiters were giving the girl a cake and singing to her. My friend, being a typical Southern girl, said, Continue reading


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TOTD – Heavenly Mexicans!

As usual, I apologize if this offends anyone. I mean no disrespect to you, your race, your friends or family. I do, however, intend to offend my own personal self and family!

Thought of the Day – Heavenly Mexicans!

by Senator Brett

Last night my niece was explaining to me that if you love Jesus that you will go to Heaven when you die and live in a big house on a street made of pure gold. She was extremely excited about this prospect and told me that I should love Jesus so I can go to Heaven and have a big house on a street of gold, too.

And, it got me to thinking… Continue reading


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TOTD – Choose Wisely!

Thought of the Day – Choose Wisely!

by Senator Brett  

How come people in movies, who are getting their ass kicked due to the following: a) being outnumbered, b) the other person having a weapon, or c) the other person possessing supernatural strength or powers… always yell things like, “Hey, why don’t you fight me like a man?!” or, “Get rid of your friends, and fight me one-on-one, like a man!”

I don’t know about you people, Continue reading