Thought of the Day – Eating Bacon is a Personal Vendetta?!
by Senator Brett
Having been knocked out with the swine flu several years ago, and then getting the flu again just a couple of weeks ago and realizing how much the flu has drained my body presently, as well as in the past… I have come to this conclusion.
Screw you, pigs! You wanna know why I eat so much bacon? It’s payback time, bitches! You gave me the flu and had me knocking on Death’s door, and then you have the gall to ask why I routinely make pork loin stuffed with goat cheese and jalapenos?! It’s because I now believe that every time I eat a pork product… I am helping to eliminate the enemy.
Also, you are very delicious.
And, I’m not sure which bird the bird flu comes from, but I am hoping it is either turkeys or chickens… because I have an open season on them, as well!
Have a good one, folks, and… as always, remember… it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that kills you… it’s eating a pork sirloin steak at medium rare that will probably do you in.
Your Friendly Senator