Senator Brett

I guess the best term to describe me is “Tex-Mex… at its best and worst!” I am a native Houstonian who loves all things “sports”, Spanish red wines, cooking, hoppy beers, photography, women with low standards, playing guitar, way too much television, watching movies on rainy days and using the term “the cat’s pajamas” even when it doesn’t make much sense.

Also, I “write-in” vote for myself in, literally, every election… every one of them… even those that have nothing to do with public office. I have yet to win an election… but I have been held for questioning several times.