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TOTD – Angie’s List, Schmangie’s List!

Again… as usual… not a true story!

Thought of the Day – Angie’s List, Schmangie’s List!

by Senator Brett

I keep seeing advertisments on television from Angie’s List saying that before I ever hire a business, a service, or a business service servicer of services… that I should go onto thier web site and get a review from them because they have the best info on every kind of service available.

So… I did… Continue reading


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TOTD – You’re in Peru, Now Go!

Thought of the Day – You’re in Peru Now Go!

by Senator Brett

The other day someone asked me what I would do if I won the Texas State Lottery now that it was up to $119 million. After some thought, I decided that after the usual things people would say they would do: dream house, dream car, travel the world, charity, pay to be flown to the International Space Station… what I really want to do is take my awesome little brother, Cob, to Vegas for a “no holding back” weekend of gambling, shows, gambling, fantastic food and wine, gambling, gambling… you get the picture. But, Continue reading


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TOTD – Alone Much?

I hope you all realize that unless I point out otherwise… all the circumstances mentioned in the TOTD’s are made up just so I can get to the random thought in my head. Most of these instances did not happen, but the idea makes more sense when I put it into a practical situation. I would never be this mean… probably… unless whiskey was involved.

Thought of the Day
by Senator Brett

The other night I was out at a bar and met this girl named Heather. After a few drinks she started talking about her travels abroad. She said that we, here in America, are not nearly as cultured and advanced as other countries. She mentioned that in Italian her name means, “beautiful flower”… to which I quickly replied, Continue reading


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TOTD – All The Hot Cakes You Want!

Thought of the Day – All The Hot Cakes You Want!

by Senator Brett

As the majority of us know, the Bible is the best selling book of all time. Hands down. No other book comes close. So, I wonder… why do we have the term, “It’s selling like hotcakes?” Why don’t we just say, “It’s Continue reading