TOTD – Baseball & Jesus?!

Senator Brett’s Positively Cynical Thought of the Morning:

The Astros are playing good ball while most people, in general, agree that the world is headed to Hell. It occurred to me this morning that, knowing my luck, there’s probably a good chance that the Astros will make it to the World Series, be up 3 games to 1… and then, BAM, Jesus comes back. And, then it’s me in a lonely seat watching my friends and family float away. The World Series would, most likely, be canceled because there wouldn’t be enough players. Because, if all their post interviews are accurate, all the players love God. They sure do thank Him a lot.

But, don’t worry, football fans… the NFL ain’t goin’ nowhere! Those guys are mostly criminals. Hell, the Cincinnati Bengals wouldn’t lose a soul (literally) and would be the favorites for a Superbowl run.

TOTD – Time is Relative?!

TOTD – Time is Relative?!

by Senator Brett

I saw an ad on Facebook that said, “Become a drug counselor in 17 months.” And, I thought, “Screw that! That sounds like a REALLY long time! I’ll just become a drug addict! That takes, like five days! And, there’s, like ZERO classes! And, from what I can tell…

TOTD – Fair is Fair is Fair, Right?!

And, this one goes out to all the lovely ladies in the audience… 

Thought of the Day – Fair is Fair is Fair, Right?!

by Senator Brett

This past weekend I spent a lot of time with three little girls that all live together and that, for the most part, get along very well. Or, so it seems.

After this weekend I can honestly say that the most popular statement that ever comes out of the mouth of a little girl, who is with other little girls, is, in fact

TOTD – Do You Love Like I Do?!

Thought of the Day – Do You Love Like I Do?!

by Senator Brett

I once heard someone say, “Love is never having to say that you’re sorry.”

And it got me to thinking…

TOTD – Guide to Picking up The Devil?

Thought of the Day – Guide to Picking up The Devil?

by Senator Brett

Last night I was trying to remember all the cheesy pick-up lines that corny guys use to try to pick up women… and it got me to thinking

TOTD – My Bible Character is WHAT?!

Thought of the Day – My Bible Character is WHAT?!

by Senator Brett

There is an internet quiz that is ripping through Facebook like

TOTD – What The Hell Did I Miss?!

This is the hardest thing that I’ve ever written. By far. There will be times, in all of this, that I can’t see straight. I apologize to no one. This is exactly how it is… even after all these years.

TOTD – What The Hell Did I Miss?!

I’ve been accused of a lot of things… all warranted. I am not the poster child of Good Behavior. I have failed many times, more than most, I expect. I accept that. I know it

TOTD – Are There Hops in Your I.Q.?!

Thought of the Day – Are There Hops in Your I.Q.?!

by Senator Brett

I read an legitimate article the other day that stated that people with more intelligence tend to drink more… and, I initially thought that the study must be flawed because

TOTD – How Big is Your Bitter End?!

Thought of the Day – How Big is Your Bitter End?!

by Senator Brett

Oftentimes, I find it odd when someone tells me that they will be with me until the bitter end… because, let’s be honest… they, obviously, don’t know exactly how bitter my end is actually going to be. It’s going to be

Valentine’s Day Short Love Story

Since it is Valentine’s Day I thought I would share with you, guys and gals, a short love story with a surprise ending. I know that I may come across as