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TOTD – Time is Relative?!

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TOTD – Time is Relative?!

by Senator Brett

I saw an ad on Facebook that said, “Become a drug counselor in 17 months.” And, I thought, “Screw that! That sounds like a REALLY long time! I’ll just become a drug addict! That takes, like five days! And, there’s, like ZERO classes! And, from what I can tell… the professors are hella easy on you.

Plus, you have the added benefit of when you wreck your life and you end up in an office with an actual drug counselor… you can say, “How long did it take you to get here? That long?! It took me eight weeks flat!”

Have a nice one, folks… that is all.

Your Friendly Senator

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Author: senatorbrett

I guess the best term to describe me is "Tex-Mex... at its best and worst!" I am a native Houstonian who loves all things "sports", Spanish red wines, cooking, hoppy beers, women with low standards, way too much television, watching movies on rainy days and using the term "the cat's pajamas" even when it doesn't make much sense. www.senatorbrett.wordpress.com

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