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TOTD – Sandy Giveth & Sandy Taketh Away?!

Thought of the Day – Sandy Giveth & Sandy Taketh Away?!

by Senator Brett

Disclaimer: As you should know by now… this particular joke is in NO WAY meant to belittle the damage and the devastation of Hurricane Sandy. It is strictly an observation… and it does not necessarily reflect the opinion of management and staff. 🙂

The Bible says, “Ask and ye shall receive.” Common sense tells us, “Be careful what you wish for.” And I can’t help but think… “I wonder what all the Christians in New York City think about all their prayers for God to come clean up their city?” To put it another way… Continue reading


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TOTD – Do You Have Any Cash on You?!

Thought of the Day – Do You Have Any Cash on You?!

by Senator Brett

I don’t know about you… but I know that if I had been born Johnny Cash my pick-up line would have been, “Do you have any cash on you? No?! Would you like some?!”

Have a great one, folks!

Your Friendly Senator

Here is your music for the day: “A Dustland Fairytale” by The Killers Continue reading


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For A Few Dollars At High Noon?!

First of all, this is NOT a political post, at all. So, before anyone goes jumping up and down for thinking this is an attack on their political stance, or anyone’s political stance, stop… take a deep breath… and understand the words you are reading!

Now, on to the big tent show…

For A Few Dollars At High Noon?!

by Senator Brett

Over the last few days much has been made about Clint Eastwood’s wandering, sometimes incoherent, speech at the Republican National Convention. As far as speeches go, it was not a shining moment. It was sad, really. And a lot of people have taken their shots at Clint over this entertainment faux pas.

I, however, will not.

I will direct my attention to the people to whom it should be directed… his publicist and manager. So, here goes… Continue reading


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The Great Wolf Hunt of 2012!

Well, this is the beginning of a new category for me. Well, let me start over… this is the beginning of me posting entries on activities that I have been doing for years. Yeah, that is actually more accurate.

Last night, while not being able to sleep for the 100,00th time I happened across a posting on my Facebook Feed concerning the hunting of wolves. Now, for those that don’t know… I’m a huge wolf fan. Also, I am huge fan of sarcastic comments. To be honest if I could find a sarcastic wolf I would probably devote my life to finding a way for it to live forever.

Most of the comments for the photo were against the hunting of wolves. However, there were a few people defending the practice. And, while I know that I don’t know everything about the subject, I decided that it was posted on Facebook… so that means that knowledge Continue reading


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TOTD – Spare Change Equals One Ticket?!

Thought of the Day – Spare Change Equals One Ticket?!

by Senator Brett

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that homeless people could get more creative with their panhandling? I mean, I think it’d be great if homeless people went to the mall with a bunch of raffle tickets and stood next to the escalators with a sign that read Continue reading


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TOTD – The Golden Death?!

I saw a commercial the other night that inspired this…

Thought of the Day – The Golden Death?!

by Senator Brett

So… Golden Corral has now added a chocolate fountain AND a cotton candy machine to it’s already over-the-top-here’s-your-heart-disease buffet lineup… which makes me think…

Golden Corral should get a tax break for every person that dies in their restaurant or shortly after eating at the establishment: $5K for anyone that dies waiting in line to get their food… because we all know that waiting causes the heart a great deal of stress, $10K for anyone that dies mid-bite… uh, because chewing is an exercise, $15K for anyone that dies after leaving a Golden Corral Continue reading


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TOTD – Your Black-Tar Jersey Shore!

So, this is gonna draw out the Hate Mail! Here goes… wait… DO NOT READ past this line if you do not like to laugh at yourself, or are easily offended, which is kinda basically the same thing. Okay… now here goes… Continue reading


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TOTD – I Got Your Equal Rights Right Here!

Disclaimer: This is NOT a true statement or news report! I repeat… this is NOT a true statement or news report!!! I peat.. it’s just humorous… and kinda sad that it could have been a true statement and news report.

Thought of the Day – I Got Your Equal Rights Right Here!

by Senator Brett

From the A-Holed News Press

(Madison, Wisconsin) – Wisconsin State Governor, Scott Walker, met with state legislators today to address the opinion that the state might be losing a public relations perception battle over the issue of Equal Rights. He said that he expected his office had aptly handled the situation by issuing the following statement: “Now that ‘Magic Mike’ has been released… we can all agree that true equality of the sexes has taken place. We men have our little discretionary films of T&A… and now women have their movie of biceps and abs. I, personally, find it a great social justice that our entertainment values are on the same playing field.”

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TOTD – You’re in Peru, Now Go!

Thought of the Day – You’re in Peru Now Go!

by Senator Brett

The other day someone asked me what I would do if I won the Texas State Lottery now that it was up to $119 million. After some thought, I decided that after the usual things people would say they would do: dream house, dream car, travel the world, charity, pay to be flown to the International Space Station… what I really want to do is take my awesome little brother, Cob, to Vegas for a “no holding back” weekend of gambling, shows, gambling, fantastic food and wine, gambling, gambling… you get the picture. But, Continue reading


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TOTD – My Coffee Habit is Saving The Earth

Thought of the Day – My Coffee Habit is Saving the Earth!

by Senator Brett

Yesterday was Earth Day. And for those of you that know me… you know that I am somewhat wishy-washy when it comes to things like the environment. I believe there is a lot more the human race should be doing to preserve our planet for future generations, but I also drink a lot of bottled water and only recycle when it is easily available. I believe that the oil companies don’t do nearly enough to make up for the devastation they cause in certain parts of the world and their overall impact on our planet; however, if they were to offer me a job making great money, I’d gladly accept. So, like I said… Continue reading