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TOTD – Is The Discovery Channel Stealing My Life?!

Thought of the Day – Is The Discovery Channel Stealing My Life?!

by Senator Brett

Everyone needs to send me their requests for shiny new things because I am about to be god-awful, mother-lickin’ filthy rich! I’ve contacted an attorney and Continue reading


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TOTD – Does Your Pet Come With Ramen?!

Okay, this one might get under some people’s skin. I’m cool with that. It’s just an observation, folks! 🙂

Thought of the Day – Does Your Pet Come With Ramen?!

by Senator Brett

Here’s what I don’t understand, well, other than the pyramids, the elliptical Continue reading


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TOTD – Do You Smell That?!

Yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah, I’m back. Finally got my Macbook Pro up and running again. It’s like being dead and then Jesus calls into your cave after three days. Yeah, sure… it’s nice to be alive, but Heaven was just becoming interesting! Anyway… Continue reading


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You Got Some Sugar?!

Thought of the Day – You Got Some Sugar

by Senator Brett

They say that if Life gives you lemons that you should make lemonade… what they fail to tell you is that unless Life also happens to hand you some sugar, that lemonade is gonna suck!

Have a good one, folks. And, as always, remember that it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that will get you… it’s the lemonade “Jonestown” style that will kick your ass!

Your Friendly Senator

Oh, Lemon!

Oh, Lemon!


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TOTD – Eating Bacon is a Personal Vendetta?!

Thought of the Day – Eating Bacon is a Personal Vendetta?!

by Senator Brett

Having been knocked out with the swine flu several years ago, and then getting the flu again just a couple of weeks ago and realizing how much the flu has drained my body presently, as well as in the past… I have come to this conclusion. Continue reading


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TOTD – I’ve Got Your Captain’s Log Right Here?!

Disclaimer: Come on, people… you know what a disclaimer means! Also, this will be short, sweet and to the point… and this goes out to my friends in Romania and Morocco. I love that you guys, or gals, are stopping by! “Bună Ziua!” and “Salam!

TOTD – I’ve Got Your Captain’s Log Right Here?!

by Senator Brett

Today, the phenomenon known as Star Trek turned forty-six. Hardcore fans of the show celebrated by boldly conversing in their chat rooms and by not getting laid… again.

Have a great one, folks… and remember, as always… it’s not the sudden stop at the end that will get you Continue reading


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TOTD – You Keep Them For Yourself?!

Thought of the Day – You Keep Them For Yourself?

by Senator Brett

There’s just something about the television show “Hoarders.” I don’t know if you’ve seen it or not, but basically it’s a tragic series that examines the sad lives of sad people who live in filth and squalor because of their refusal to throw things away and keep everything they lay their hands to in their even sadder homes.

But… there’s just something about that show. I have the complete series… every single one of them. Continue reading


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“Sunburnt in December” – The Long Slide

Excerpt from “Sunburnt in December” – The Long Slide
by Senator Brett

We were driving hard, sliding and hugging through the short easy curves of Pacific Highway 1. Sand, sand, sand on one side of us and looming, open-faced rocky cliffs on the other. Forget the brochures, ladies and gentlemen. Forget the television shows and the commercial advertisement make-up. Trust me, the coastline of Southern California can be a scary place, a very scary place indeed, especially if Continue reading


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TOTD – History is in the Eye of the Beholder?!

Though of the Day – History is in the Eye of the Beholder?!

by Senator Brett 

For those of you that don’t know… I am a pretty big fan of The History Channel. However, the other day I was watching The History Channel 2 and I kept seeing a trailer for one of their upcoming shows. In the advertisement the narrator says, “No one survived Custer’s Last Stand”… which made me Continue reading


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TOTD – Even Jesus Loves Texting?!

Thought of the Day – Even Jesus Loves Texting?!

by Senator Brett

Texting while driving is quickly becoming one of the most dangerous things that a person can do on our roads. Some scientific studies show that it is even as dangerous as Continue reading