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Step off the Edge, Feel Your Lungs!


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TOTD – I’ve Got Your Captain’s Log Right Here?!

Disclaimer: Come on, people… you know what a disclaimer means! Also, this will be short, sweet and to the point… and this goes out to my friends in Romania and Morocco. I love that you guys, or gals, are stopping by! “Bună Ziua!” and “Salam!

TOTD – I’ve Got Your Captain’s Log Right Here?!

by Senator Brett

Today, the phenomenon known as Star Trek turned forty-six. Hardcore fans of the show celebrated by boldly conversing in their chat rooms and by not getting laid… again.

Have a great one, folks… and remember, as always… it’s not the sudden stop at the end that will get you Continue reading

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For A Few Dollars At High Noon?!

First of all, this is NOT a political post, at all. So, before anyone goes jumping up and down for thinking this is an attack on their political stance, or anyone’s political stance, stop… take a deep breath… and understand the words you are reading!

Now, on to the big tent show…

For A Few Dollars At High Noon?!

by Senator Brett

Over the last few days much has been made about Clint Eastwood’s wandering, sometimes incoherent, speech at the Republican National Convention. As far as speeches go, it was not a shining moment. It was sad, really. And a lot of people have taken their shots at Clint over this entertainment faux pas.

I, however, will not.

I will direct my attention to the people to whom it should be directed… his publicist and manager. So, here goes… Continue reading


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TOTD – You Keep Them For Yourself?!

Thought of the Day – You Keep Them For Yourself?

by Senator Brett

There’s just something about the television show “Hoarders.” I don’t know if you’ve seen it or not, but basically it’s a tragic series that examines the sad lives of sad people who live in filth and squalor because of their refusal to throw things away and keep everything they lay their hands to in their even sadder homes.

But… there’s just something about that show. I have the complete series… every single one of them. Continue reading


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TOTD – “011011001” in Spanish, Of Course?!

Disclaimer: I’m Mexican… so I’m allowed to say whatever I want about my own people!

Thought of the Day – “011011001” in Spanish, Of Course?!

by Senator Brett

I’ve noticed that I rarely can wait for a movie or album to be released on their scheduled dates. Oftentimes, I find myself watching the movie, or listening to the album, from online site. The other day I was Continue reading


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TOTD – I Got Your Equal Rights Right Here!

Disclaimer: This is NOT a true statement or news report! I repeat… this is NOT a true statement or news report!!! I peat.. it’s just humorous… and kinda sad that it could have been a true statement and news report.

Thought of the Day – I Got Your Equal Rights Right Here!

by Senator Brett

From the A-Holed News Press

(Madison, Wisconsin) – Wisconsin State Governor, Scott Walker, met with state legislators today to address the opinion that the state might be losing a public relations perception battle over the issue of Equal Rights. He said that he expected his office had aptly handled the situation by issuing the following statement: “Now that ‘Magic Mike’ has been released… we can all agree that true equality of the sexes has taken place. We men have our little discretionary films of T&A… and now women have their movie of biceps and abs. I, personally, find it a great social justice that our entertainment values are on the same playing field.”

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TOTD – In Entertainment News…

Since it’s Friday and I realize that I’ve been pretty much slacking on the ol’ “Writing needless thoughts out so that my friends, family and random strangers can ignore them like they would if I said them aloud… while they stood right next to me… and I were on my deathbed… I thought, “Hey, why not a couple of TOTD’s”, which was followed by the next natural thought, “Who can I piss off today?”

So, here goes…

Thought of the Day #1 – My Movie Reviews: Part I

by Senator Brett

In entertainment news… two well-anticipated movies are opening this weekend, and it is almost assured that they will battle it out for Top Spot of the rating polls, as well as box-office draw. Their names… “Ted” and “Magic Mike, respectfully. And, I will break them down for you. Continue reading


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Question of the Day – Bring on the Zombies!

Question of the Day – Bring on the Zombies!

by Senator Brett

Question of the Day: If the eventual (you know it’s coming!) zombie apocolypse began today, who is the one person that you wish that would get infected so you could shoot them in the face, and who is the one person you would have the hardest time shooting in the face? Continue reading