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TOTD – Is The Discovery Channel Stealing My Life?!

Thought of the Day – Is The Discovery Channel Stealing My Life?!

by Senator Brett

Everyone needs to send me their requests for shiny new things because I am about to be god-awful, mother-lickin’ filthy rich! I’ve contacted an attorney and Continue reading

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TOTD – Where Are You Going With That Bottle?!

Thought of the Day – Where Are You Going With That Bottle?!

by Senator Brett

The other night I noticed a commercial on television for a new product from the Pernod Ricard Company for a new line in their popular rum products called “Malibu Red” Continue reading


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TOTD – Do You Sing… or Are You a Zombie?!

Thought of the Day – Do You Sing… or Are You a Zombie?!

by Senator Brett

Sometimes I wish that the band members of The Talking Heads and The Grateful Dead would do guest appearances on the television show, The Walking Dead… that way I could call them Continue reading


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TOTD – Am I Complicated?!

Thought of the Day – Am I Complicated?!

by Senator Brett

I will be the first to tell you that I don’t know everything. I don’t. But, you know what I do know? I know this… that when football commentators say stupid things like, “This young man is very talented, but as we all know, he is also a very complicated individual”… well, when they say things like that… they need to be punched in the face!

Look, I’m all for second chances, but I’m also all for calling it like it really is. So… hey, football-commentator-guy-who-would-not-have-a-job-anywhere-if-it-weren’t-for-the-fact-that-a-few-people-liked-what-you-could-do-with-a-small-leather-ball-at-one-point-in-your-life… that guy you are talking about is not Continue reading


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TOTD – I’ve Got Your Captain’s Log Right Here?!

Disclaimer: Come on, people… you know what a disclaimer means! Also, this will be short, sweet and to the point… and this goes out to my friends in Romania and Morocco. I love that you guys, or gals, are stopping by! “Bună Ziua!” and “Salam!

TOTD – I’ve Got Your Captain’s Log Right Here?!

by Senator Brett

Today, the phenomenon known as Star Trek turned forty-six. Hardcore fans of the show celebrated by boldly conversing in their chat rooms and by not getting laid… again.

Have a great one, folks… and remember, as always… it’s not the sudden stop at the end that will get you Continue reading


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TOTD – You Keep Them For Yourself?!

Thought of the Day – You Keep Them For Yourself?

by Senator Brett

There’s just something about the television show “Hoarders.” I don’t know if you’ve seen it or not, but basically it’s a tragic series that examines the sad lives of sad people who live in filth and squalor because of their refusal to throw things away and keep everything they lay their hands to in their even sadder homes.

But… there’s just something about that show. I have the complete series… every single one of them. Continue reading


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TOTD – History is in the Eye of the Beholder?!

Though of the Day – History is in the Eye of the Beholder?!

by Senator Brett 

For those of you that don’t know… I am a pretty big fan of The History Channel. However, the other day I was watching The History Channel 2 and I kept seeing a trailer for one of their upcoming shows. In the advertisement the narrator says, “No one survived Custer’s Last Stand”… which made me Continue reading