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TOTD – Is The Discovery Channel Stealing My Life?!

Thought of the Day – Is The Discovery Channel Stealing My Life?!

by Senator Brett

Everyone needs to send me their requests for shiny new things because I am about to be god-awful, mother-lickin’ filthy rich! I’ve contacted an attorney and Continue reading


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TOTD – Where Are You Going With That Bottle?!

Thought of the Day – Where Are You Going With That Bottle?!

by Senator Brett

The other night I noticed a commercial on television for a new product from the Pernod Ricard Company for a new line in their popular rum products called “Malibu Red” Continue reading


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TOTD – Do You Sing… or Are You a Zombie?!

Thought of the Day – Do You Sing… or Are You a Zombie?!

by Senator Brett

Sometimes I wish that the band members of The Talking Heads and The Grateful Dead would do guest appearances on the television show, The Walking Dead… that way I could call them Continue reading


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TOTD – Am I Complicated?!

Thought of the Day – Am I Complicated?!

by Senator Brett

I will be the first to tell you that I don’t know everything. I don’t. But, you know what I do know? I know this… that when football commentators say stupid things like, “This young man is very talented, but as we all know, he is also a very complicated individual”… well, when they say things like that… they need to be punched in the face!

Look, I’m all for second chances, but I’m also all for calling it like it really is. So… hey, football-commentator-guy-who-would-not-have-a-job-anywhere-if-it-weren’t-for-the-fact-that-a-few-people-liked-what-you-could-do-with-a-small-leather-ball-at-one-point-in-your-life… that guy you are talking about is not Continue reading


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TOTD – I’ve Got Your Captain’s Log Right Here?!

Disclaimer: Come on, people… you know what a disclaimer means! Also, this will be short, sweet and to the point… and this goes out to my friends in Romania and Morocco. I love that you guys, or gals, are stopping by! “Bună Ziua!” and “Salam!

TOTD – I’ve Got Your Captain’s Log Right Here?!

by Senator Brett

Today, the phenomenon known as Star Trek turned forty-six. Hardcore fans of the show celebrated by boldly conversing in their chat rooms and by not getting laid… again.

Have a great one, folks… and remember, as always… it’s not the sudden stop at the end that will get you Continue reading


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TOTD – You Keep Them For Yourself?!

Thought of the Day – You Keep Them For Yourself?

by Senator Brett

There’s just something about the television show “Hoarders.” I don’t know if you’ve seen it or not, but basically it’s a tragic series that examines the sad lives of sad people who live in filth and squalor because of their refusal to throw things away and keep everything they lay their hands to in their even sadder homes.

But… there’s just something about that show. I have the complete series… every single one of them. Continue reading


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TOTD – History is in the Eye of the Beholder?!

Though of the Day – History is in the Eye of the Beholder?!

by Senator Brett 

For those of you that don’t know… I am a pretty big fan of The History Channel. However, the other day I was watching The History Channel 2 and I kept seeing a trailer for one of their upcoming shows. In the advertisement the narrator says, “No one survived Custer’s Last Stand”… which made me Continue reading


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TOTD – Starving is an Option?!

Disclaimer: This is, in no way, meant to distract from the real problems of eating disorders. And I truly applaud those who are willing to admit to their struggles in order to help others in similar situations.

But the bastard in me has to add…

Thought of the Day – Starving is an Option?!

by Senator Brett

In an interview with Cosmopolitan magazine for their September issue a star of the television show “Pretty Little Liars” opened up about her recent struggles with an eating disorder. I don’t know about you… but I don’t really trust her. On the other hand… she looked great while talking about it! Continue reading


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TOTD – Angie’s List, Schmangie’s List!

Again… as usual… not a true story!

Thought of the Day – Angie’s List, Schmangie’s List!

by Senator Brett

I keep seeing advertisments on television from Angie’s List saying that before I ever hire a business, a service, or a business service servicer of services… that I should go onto thier web site and get a review from them because they have the best info on every kind of service available.

So… I did… Continue reading


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TOTD – Happy Freedom Day, Aliens!

Okay, this might be a little lazy, but the truth is that I am reposting this for a specific reason. There have been only a few times in my life that I have experienced racism. Actually, I can only recall one other incident… and that was from a cop in Florida who insisted that I was a drug dealer, or had drugs, or was on drugs, or was thinking about drugs… and who had pulled me over for no other reason. Couldn’t even give me a ticket for speeding, but kept me there for a little over half an hour waiting for me to confess. (After the search I met my friends at Waffle House, ate a hearty breakfast, then went back to our campsite and got WAY baked… and then had a wonderful day at the beach! :p )

But, on Monday, at the hospital, I saw blatant racism against Hispanics, in general… and it really pissed me off. I will explain it all sometime soon when I share the entire story (which will be hilarious!). Don’t get me wrong… it was not from everyone on the staff… there were/are some great men and women (mostly the women) that were very helpful and that were actually concerned for everyone. But, there were two bad apples (sorry, male nurses) that actually shocked me because I have been so sheltered that I have never really seen, or heard, true racism.

I really would like everyone to watch the video at the end of this TOTD. It sums up EXACTLY how I feel about this issue. I cannot think of a better way to express my thoughts… so I am sharing this… again. All I ask from my friends, and family, and people reading this (who I consider “friends” now) is to be thoughtful… to think… to mull this issue over in your mind… and no matter the outcome of that… at least there has been a willful thought process… and that is all I want.

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Thought of the Day – Happy Freedom Day, Aliens!

by Senator Brett

On today, of all days, may we internally remember that while our country is so divided on so many, MANY, social and political issues… if our spirit is good, our minds are clear, our eyes are awake and our books are laid open and used… then we, as one nation, can accomplish so many great things. Happy 4th of July, everyone.

Although, to be fair, Continue reading