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TOTD – I Got Your Equal Rights Right Here!

Disclaimer: This is NOT a true statement or news report! I repeat… this is NOT a true statement or news report!!! I peat.. it’s just humorous… and kinda sad that it could have been a true statement and news report.

Thought of the Day – I Got Your Equal Rights Right Here!

by Senator Brett

From the A-Holed News Press

(Madison, Wisconsin) – Wisconsin State Governor, Scott Walker, met with state legislators today to address the opinion that the state might be losing a public relations perception battle over the issue of Equal Rights. He said that he expected his office had aptly handled the situation by issuing the following statement: “Now that ‘Magic Mike’ has been released… we can all agree that true equality of the sexes has taken place. We men have our little discretionary films of T&A… and now women have their movie of biceps and abs. I, personally, find it a great social justice that our entertainment values are on the same playing field.”

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TOTD – Sound Financial Advise

TOTD – Sound Financial Advise

by Senator Brett

Today I noticed an eHarmony commercial print ad that simply said, “Invest in yourself!”… and it got me to thinking…

Look, I’m no financial wizard (I’ve sent several checks to Nigerian princes who needed my help to get to their vast fortunes. I’m still waiting to hear back from them!), but even I know that it’s not wise to invest in a stock that is dropping faster than a Kardashian’s panties at an Continue reading


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TOTD – They Giveth… & They Taketh Away!

Again, as usual, I apologize to everyone that this may offended. I would think that by now everyone would understand that I don’t intend to make fun of anyone’s religion, creed, sexual identity, or disability… unless, of course, you are Canadian, and then I don’t really care what you “Upper Americans” think. 🙂

Thought of the Day – They Giveth… & They Taketh Away!

by Senator Brett

There’s a new company called, Western Sky Financial. It is a Native American-owned company operated on a Sioux reservation in Nevada. One of the services that they offer is quick cash advancement loans. They say that acquiring one of their loans is one of the easiest things to do.

And, it got me to thinking… Continue reading