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TOTD – And You Think You Have Commitment Issues?!

Thought of the Day – And You Think You Have Commitment Issues?!

by Senator Brett

People often tell me that I have commitment issues and I’m beginning to think that they might be on to something. The other day Continue reading

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TOTD – Does Your Drink Come With an Asterisk?!

Thought of the Day – Does Your Drink Come With an Asterisk?! 

by Senator Brett

People are constantly telling me that it is my personal best interest that I mature exponentially; however, I have never taken this advice to heart. Or so I thought. But, yesterday Continue reading


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TOTD – Is The Discovery Channel Stealing My Life?!

Thought of the Day – Is The Discovery Channel Stealing My Life?!

by Senator Brett

Everyone needs to send me their requests for shiny new things because I am about to be god-awful, mother-lickin’ filthy rich! I’ve contacted an attorney and Continue reading


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TOTD – Does Your Pet Come With Ramen?!

Okay, this one might get under some people’s skin. I’m cool with that. It’s just an observation, folks! 🙂

Thought of the Day – Does Your Pet Come With Ramen?!

by Senator Brett

Here’s what I don’t understand, well, other than the pyramids, the elliptical Continue reading


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TOTD – Do You Smell That?!

Yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah, I’m back. Finally got my Macbook Pro up and running again. It’s like being dead and then Jesus calls into your cave after three days. Yeah, sure… it’s nice to be alive, but Heaven was just becoming interesting! Anyway… Continue reading