Thought of the Day – Do I Need a Body Wash?!
by Senator Brett
There are a lot of words that mean something totally different than what they sound like what they should mean… like “Couscous.” Some of them sound dirty; however, they are not… like “Couscous.” As in Continue reading →
Thought of the Day – Even Jesus Loves Texting?!
by Senator Brett
Texting while driving is quickly becoming one of the most dangerous things that a person can do on our roads. Some scientific studies show that it is even as dangerous as Continue reading →
Thought of the Day – Spare Change Equals One Ticket?!
by Senator Brett
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that homeless people could get more creative with their panhandling? I mean, I think it’d be great if homeless people went to the mall with a bunch of raffle tickets and stood next to the escalators with a sign that read Continue reading →
I saw a commercial the other night that inspired this…
Thought of the Day – The Golden Death?!
by Senator Brett
So… Golden Corral has now added a chocolate fountain AND a cotton candy machine to it’s already over-the-top-here’s-your-heart-disease buffet lineup… which makes me think…
Golden Corral should get a tax break for every person that dies in their restaurant or shortly after eating at the establishment: $5K for anyone that dies waiting in line to get their food… because we all know that waiting causes the heart a great deal of stress, $10K for anyone that dies mid-bite… uh, because chewing is an exercise, $15K for anyone that dies after leaving a Golden Corral Continue reading →
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