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TOTD – Can She Come With Even More Red Flags?!

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Thought of the Day – Can She Come With Even More Red Flags?!

by Senator Brett

Anytime that I am out-and-about on the town and I happen to notice a really hot chick who is totally trashed and smoking like a chimney stack I think to myself, “Man, those two things are huge, HUGE, turn-offs… and I’m gonna tell her that first thing in the morning!”

Have a good one, folks. And, as always, remember that it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that will get you… no, it’s the Clap you get from bar skanks that will pull you down in the end!

Your Friendly Senator


Author: senatorbrett

I guess the best term to describe me is "Tex-Mex... at its best and worst!" I am a native Houstonian who loves all things "sports", Spanish red wines, cooking, hoppy beers, women with low standards, way too much television, watching movies on rainy days and using the term "the cat's pajamas" even when it doesn't make much sense.

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