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TOTD – The Golden Death?!

I saw a commercial the other night that inspired this…

Thought of the Day – The Golden Death?!

by Senator Brett

So… Golden Corral has now added a chocolate fountain AND a cotton candy machine to it’s already over-the-top-here’s-your-heart-disease buffet lineup… which makes me think…

Golden Corral should get a tax break for every person that dies in their restaurant or shortly after eating at the establishment: $5K for anyone that dies waiting in line to get their food… because we all know that waiting causes the heart a great deal of stress, $10K for anyone that dies mid-bite… uh, because chewing is an exercise, $15K for anyone that dies after leaving a Golden Corral Continue reading

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TOTD – Deliciousness & Death… Eh, Who Cares?!

Thought of the Day – Deliciousness & Death… Eh, Who Cares?!

by Senator Brett

Sometimes I wish that I had diabetes… Continue reading


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Multiple TOTD’s – You Can Never Think Too Much!

Since it is Memorial Day I thought it best to dole out three TOTD’s. My thinking… it was a three-day-weekend… why not a three-thought-post. I don’t know why I am telling you this other than to point out that I am good at math. 
Thought of the Day – Living Life Like a Country Song
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Tim McGraw keeps telling me to live like I was dying… Continue reading


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TOTD – It’s Not What You Say… Okay, It’s What You Say!

Thought of the Day – It’s Not What You Say… Okay, It’s What You Say!

by Senator Brett

So, anyway… I was listening to that OMD song “If You Leave” and it got to the part in the song where he sings, “I touch you once, I touch you twice, I won’t let go at any price…” and it made me mad as hell because that song was such a hit in the 80’s… and that’s really not fair at all! Why… just a few years ago I wrote a song a lot like that, and it tanked. My lyrics were, Continue reading