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TOTD – Even Jesus Loves Texting?!

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Thought of the Day – Even Jesus Loves Texting?!

by Senator Brett

Texting while driving is quickly becoming one of the most dangerous things that a person can do on our roads. Some scientific studies show that it is even as dangerous as driving while drunk, and according to one study conducted by my cousin Ramone that works at the video arcade… it is ten times more dangerous than driving while on the influence of smoking weed, but to be honest… I think that his study isn’t entirely accurate because most of the time Ramone would smoke the weed, say he was going to take a drive to test his reflexes, but after twenty minutes he would just order a pizza instead… and then eat raw cookie dough and force me to watch The Cartoon Network all night.

But, the word is getting out… texting while driving is very dangerous. There’s an ad campaign on television that simply says, “No text is worth dying for!”, which made me think…

Sure, most texts aren’t worth dying for… unless that text is, “I really want 2 C Jesus right now! Really, really want 2… hey, w8… who’s driv…”

Of course, this only works for Christians. All other people of different religions only see flames. (SO kidding, if you knew me you would know how much I am kidding!)

Have a great day, folks… and remember, as always, it’s 10 & 2, people!

Your Friendly Senator

Here’s your music for the day: “Sweet Disposition” by The Temper Trap

“Cupid and Psyche” by Auguste Rodin

Author: senatorbrett

I guess the best term to describe me is "Tex-Mex... at its best and worst!" I am a native Houstonian who loves all things "sports", Spanish red wines, cooking, hoppy beers, women with low standards, way too much television, watching movies on rainy days and using the term "the cat's pajamas" even when it doesn't make much sense.

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