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TOTD – Baseball & Jesus?!

Senator Brett’s Positively Cynical Thought of the Morning:

The Astros are playing good ball while most people, in general, agree that the world is headed to Hell. It occurred to me this morning that, knowing my luck, there’s probably a good chance that the Astros will make it to the World Series, be up 3 games to 1… and then, BAM, Jesus comes back. And, then it’s me in a lonely seat watching my friends and family float away. The World Series would, most likely, be canceled because there wouldn’t be enough players. Because, if all their post interviews are accurate, all the players love God. They sure do thank Him a lot.

But, don’t worry, football fans… the NFL ain’t goin’ nowhere! Those guys are mostly criminals. Hell, the Cincinnati Bengals wouldn’t lose a soul (literally) and would be the favorites for a Superbowl run.

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TOTD – Am I Complicated?!

Thought of the Day – Am I Complicated?!

by Senator Brett

I will be the first to tell you that I don’t know everything. I don’t. But, you know what I do know? I know this… that when football commentators say stupid things like, “This young man is very talented, but as we all know, he is also a very complicated individual”… well, when they say things like that… they need to be punched in the face!

Look, I’m all for second chances, but I’m also all for calling it like it really is. So… hey, football-commentator-guy-who-would-not-have-a-job-anywhere-if-it-weren’t-for-the-fact-that-a-few-people-liked-what-you-could-do-with-a-small-leather-ball-at-one-point-in-your-life… that guy you are talking about is not Continue reading


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TOTD – Your Demon is Made of Steel?!

Thought of the Day – Your Demon is Made of Steel?

by Senator Brett

You know who I really feel sorry for… people who are possessed by demons… because not only are you enslaved to a dark evil from Hell… but you are, most likely, a Steeler’s fan!

Have a great one, people… and remember, as always, it’s not the sudden stop at the end that gets you… Continue reading


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Your Introductory TOTD’s

Since this, I guess, will be the first official TOTD I thought I’d be extra special nice and give you two. Enjoy!

Thought of the Day – Who are You Wearing… and, From When?

by Senator Brett 

I think it’s odd when people that are close to me see me in a new shirt and ask, “Hey, when’d you get that?” They obviously know it is a new shirt. That’s why they are noticing. So, really… what’s the real question? I think it’s more, “Hey, when did you go shopping and not tell me?” or “I thought we did everything together!”

So, in those situations I like to reply with, Continue reading