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TOTD – Guide to Picking up The Devil?

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Thought of the Day – Guide to Picking up The Devil?

by Senator Brett

Last night I was trying to remember all the cheesy pick-up lines that corny guys use to try to pick up women… and it got me to thinking… I wonder if anyone who has died, and ended up at the Gates of Hell, looked up at the Devil while they were being forcefully shuffled into the never-ending sea of unforgiving flames by the darkest demons of their imagination, and asked… “Did it hurt?”

And, the Devil looked down and said, “Did what hurt?”

And then the sinner looks up, laughs and said, “When you fell from Heaven!”

I think that’s what I’ll do when I get there to my continuous gnashing of teeth.

Have a good one folks… and as always, remember… it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that will get you… it’s spending your eternity with Hitler, Caligula, Genghis Khan, Pope John Paul II and, of course, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity, that will make your afterlife a living Hell!

Your Friendly Senator

Devil_Flanders

 

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Author: senatorbrett

I guess the best term to describe me is "Tex-Mex... at its best and worst!" I am a native Houstonian who loves all things "sports", Spanish red wines, cooking, hoppy beers, women with low standards, way too much television, watching movies on rainy days and using the term "the cat's pajamas" even when it doesn't make much sense. www.senatorbrett.wordpress.com

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