Thought of the Day – How Big is Your Bitter End?!
by Senator Brett
Oftentimes, I find it odd when someone tells me that they will be with me until the bitter end… because, let’s be honest… they, obviously, don’t know exactly how bitter my end is actually going to be. It’s going to be epically bitter… like “directed by Martin Scorsese” bitter… like “a mixture of unsweetened cocoa, cinnamon and dandelion greens” bitter… like “Randy Quaid, Jessica Simpson and Pauly Shore staring into the Mirror of Current Relevance” bitter. It will most likely end with me, dead, lying in a pool of my own sick and wearing nothing but Wal-Mart sequined pants and a child-sized tiara.
I’m totally kidding… I will, of course, be pants-less.
Have a great day, folks. And, as always, remember… it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that will get you… it’s the remembering of all past regrets that will cause you to mix anti-freeze into your iced tea… and make you shop at the Wal-Mart. ‘Cause nothing says “regret” like shopping at the Wal-Mart.
Your Friendly Senator