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TOTD – Your Phone Is Filthy!

Thought of the Day – Your Phone Is Filthy!

by Senator Brett

My imaginary girlfriend is doing a photo shoot in Fiji for The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. So, it occurred to me that the only way we can have any sort of physical relationship is through “phone sex” which got me to thinking… Continue reading

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On A Tuesday

For those of you that do not know… I am adopted. I was adopted at the age of four by a family who loved me even before my biological mom felt the need to start her life over. This same family also tried to adopt my younger brother, Rene; however, due to extreme circumstances and quite a few misunderstandings, the state would not allow it. Continue reading


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TOTD – You Are Five Seconds Away From Being Dead!

TOTD – You Are 5 Seconds Away From Being Dead!

by Senator Brett

I know a lot of people out there like the television show Mythbusters. And, I would be lying if I didn’t confess that I have probably watched about twenty, or twenty-five, episodes myself. Sometimes, it’s a pretty good show. However, several years ago they devoted an episode to researching the old wive’s tale of “The 5 Second Rule”, you know, the one that says that a piece of food can hit the floor and it’s still good to eat as long as it doesn’t stay on the ground for more than five seconds.

Now, don’t get me wrong, Continue reading