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TOTD – My Coffee Habit is Saving The Earth

Thought of the Day – My Coffee Habit is Saving the Earth!

by Senator Brett

Yesterday was Earth Day. And for those of you that know me… you know that I am somewhat wishy-washy when it comes to things like the environment. I believe there is a lot more the human race should be doing to preserve our planet for future generations, but I also drink a lot of bottled water and only recycle when it is easily available. I believe that the oil companies don’t do nearly enough to make up for the devastation they cause in certain parts of the world and their overall impact on our planet; however, if they were to offer me a job making great money, I’d gladly accept. So, like I said… Continue reading


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TOTD – Crystal Light… All New Flavor!

Thought of the Day – Crystal Light… All New Flavor

by Senator Brett

I am thinking of inventing a new strain of crystal meth. I’m gonna call it Crystal Light. That way, when people try to give you a hard time for doing it you can always say, “Oh, it’s okay. This is Crystal Light. It has WAY less calories than original crystal meth, but still that same great taste!” And people could say things like, “I’m just gonna have to go with the Crystal Light. Summer’s coming and I want to maintain my healthy weight of 75 pounds!”

On a side note… is it just me, or does anyone else think it’d be a great business plan to be a crystal meth dealer AND someone who makes and manufactures false teeth? It’s simple Supply & Demand at its best.

Have a good day, folks!

Your Friendly Senator


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TOTD – Who’s Your Master?!

I thought that all of us could use a break when it comes to finding our own flaws.

Thought of the Day  – Who’s Your Master?!

by Senator Brett

In today’s day and age it appears that the most common form of communication is the simple act of text messaging. This really doesn’t come as a surprise to me. It’s easy. It’s handy. And, it involves little personal interaction. So, imagine my shock when the other night when I had an epiphany… that I got from a text message conversation.

My friend, Penny, and I were discussing how I had just texted something pretty dumb. I explained that I knew it was dumb as I was texting it, but that I couldn’t stop myself. She texted me back with, “Sometimes my dumb controls me, too.” And, that’s when it hit me… Continue reading


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TOTD – You Are Five Seconds Away From Being Dead!

TOTD – You Are 5 Seconds Away From Being Dead!

by Senator Brett

I know a lot of people out there like the television show Mythbusters. And, I would be lying if I didn’t confess that I have probably watched about twenty, or twenty-five, episodes myself. Sometimes, it’s a pretty good show. However, several years ago they devoted an episode to researching the old wive’s tale of “The 5 Second Rule”, you know, the one that says that a piece of food can hit the floor and it’s still good to eat as long as it doesn’t stay on the ground for more than five seconds.

Now, don’t get me wrong, Continue reading