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TOTD – Starving is an Option?!

Disclaimer: This is, in no way, meant to distract from the real problems of eating disorders. And I truly applaud those who are willing to admit to their struggles in order to help others in similar situations.

But the bastard in me has to add…

Thought of the Day – Starving is an Option?!

by Senator Brett

In an interview with Cosmopolitan magazine for their September issue a star of the television show “Pretty Little Liars” opened up about her recent struggles with an eating disorder. I don’t know about you… but I don’t really trust her. On the other hand… she looked great while talking about it! Continue reading


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TOTD – Your Black-Tar Jersey Shore!

So, this is gonna draw out the Hate Mail! Here goes… wait… DO NOT READ past this line if you do not like to laugh at yourself, or are easily offended, which is kinda basically the same thing. Okay… now here goes… Continue reading


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TOTD – I Forgot How Much I Dislike You!

As always… this isn’t intended to offend anyone. The solace that I take is knowing that half of the people this will probably offend will, most likely, eventually forget about it. 🙂

Thought of the Day – I Forgot How Much I Dislike You

by Senator Brett

One day I hope that I develop Tourettes Syndrome… followed immediately by a severe case of Alzheimer’s Disease… Continue reading


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TOTD – That Ain’t Chipotle Enough For Me!

I wrote this when I lived in Dallas. And, as always… I apologize if this offends anyone. I seem to say that a lot! 

Thought of the Day – That Ain’t Chipotle Enough For Me

by Senator Brett

Occasionally, on the way to work I will pass by the Latino Cultural Center of Dallas, which in it’s simple, rustic orange exterior seems like a fine building in itself… but it always leaves me thinking… “Hey, shouldn’t this building be about seventy-five different bright colors? Shouldn’t there be Continue reading


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