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TOTD – Sandy Giveth & Sandy Taketh Away?!

Thought of the Day – Sandy Giveth & Sandy Taketh Away?!

by Senator Brett

Disclaimer: As you should know by now… this particular joke is in NO WAY meant to belittle the damage and the devastation of Hurricane Sandy. It is strictly an observation… and it does not necessarily reflect the opinion of management and staff. 🙂

The Bible says, “Ask and ye shall receive.” Common sense tells us, “Be careful what you wish for.” And I can’t help but think… “I wonder what all the Christians in New York City think about all their prayers for God to come clean up their city?” To put it another way… Continue reading


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TOTD – You’re in Peru, Now Go!

Thought of the Day – You’re in Peru Now Go!

by Senator Brett

The other day someone asked me what I would do if I won the Texas State Lottery now that it was up to $119 million. After some thought, I decided that after the usual things people would say they would do: dream house, dream car, travel the world, charity, pay to be flown to the International Space Station… what I really want to do is take my awesome little brother, Cob, to Vegas for a “no holding back” weekend of gambling, shows, gambling, fantastic food and wine, gambling, gambling… you get the picture. But, Continue reading