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TOTD – Deliciousness & Death… Eh, Who Cares?!

Thought of the Day – Deliciousness & Death… Eh, Who Cares?!

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Sometimes I wish that I had diabetes… Continue reading


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TOTD – When I Bing, You Bing!

Thought of the Day – When I Bing, You Bing!

by Senator Brett

Okay, this might just be me…

So, Bing has a new commercial on the tele about how you can Continue reading


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TOTD – Happy Freedom Day, Aliens!

Okay, this might be a little lazy, but the truth is that I am reposting this for a specific reason. There have been only a few times in my life that I have experienced racism. Actually, I can only recall one other incident… and that was from a cop in Florida who insisted that I was a drug dealer, or had drugs, or was on drugs, or was thinking about drugs… and who had pulled me over for no other reason. Couldn’t even give me a ticket for speeding, but kept me there for a little over half an hour waiting for me to confess. (After the search I met my friends at Waffle House, ate a hearty breakfast, then went back to our campsite and got WAY baked… and then had a wonderful day at the beach! :p )

But, on Monday, at the hospital, I saw blatant racism against Hispanics, in general… and it really pissed me off. I will explain it all sometime soon when I share the entire story (which will be hilarious!). Don’t get me wrong… it was not from everyone on the staff… there were/are some great men and women (mostly the women) that were very helpful and that were actually concerned for everyone. But, there were two bad apples (sorry, male nurses) that actually shocked me because I have been so sheltered that I have never really seen, or heard, true racism.

I really would like everyone to watch the video at the end of this TOTD. It sums up EXACTLY how I feel about this issue. I cannot think of a better way to express my thoughts… so I am sharing this… again. All I ask from my friends, and family, and people reading this (who I consider “friends” now) is to be thoughtful… to think… to mull this issue over in your mind… and no matter the outcome of that… at least there has been a willful thought process… and that is all I want.

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Thought of the Day – Happy Freedom Day, Aliens!

by Senator Brett

On today, of all days, may we internally remember that while our country is so divided on so many, MANY, social and political issues… if our spirit is good, our minds are clear, our eyes are awake and our books are laid open and used… then we, as one nation, can accomplish so many great things. Happy 4th of July, everyone.

Although, to be fair, Continue reading


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TOTD – Sound Financial Advise

TOTD – Sound Financial Advise

by Senator Brett

Today I noticed an eHarmony commercial print ad that simply said, “Invest in yourself!”… and it got me to thinking…

Look, I’m no financial wizard (I’ve sent several checks to Nigerian princes who needed my help to get to their vast fortunes. I’m still waiting to hear back from them!), but even I know that it’s not wise to invest in a stock that is dropping faster than a Kardashian’s panties at an Continue reading


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If You Need a Hug…

If You Need a Hug….


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On A Tuesday

For those of you that do not know… I am adopted. I was adopted at the age of four by a family who loved me even before my biological mom felt the need to start her life over. This same family also tried to adopt my younger brother, Rene; however, due to extreme circumstances and quite a few misunderstandings, the state would not allow it. Continue reading


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Your Introductory TOTD’s

Since this, I guess, will be the first official TOTD I thought I’d be extra special nice and give you two. Enjoy!

Thought of the Day – Who are You Wearing… and, From When?

by Senator Brett 

I think it’s odd when people that are close to me see me in a new shirt and ask, “Hey, when’d you get that?” They obviously know it is a new shirt. That’s why they are noticing. So, really… what’s the real question? I think it’s more, “Hey, when did you go shopping and not tell me?” or “I thought we did everything together!”

So, in those situations I like to reply with, Continue reading