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TOTD – Starving is an Option?!

Disclaimer: This is, in no way, meant to distract from the real problems of eating disorders. And I truly applaud those who are willing to admit to their struggles in order to help others in similar situations.

But the bastard in me has to add…

Thought of the Day – Starving is an Option?!

by Senator Brett

In an interview with Cosmopolitan magazine for their September issue a star of the television show “Pretty Little Liars” opened up about her recent struggles with an eating disorder. I don’t know about you… but I don’t really trust her. On the other hand… she looked great while talking about it! Continue reading


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TOTD – Heavenly Mexicans!

As usual, I apologize if this offends anyone. I mean no disrespect to you, your race, your friends or family. I do, however, intend to offend my own personal self and family!

Thought of the Day – Heavenly Mexicans!

by Senator Brett

Last night my niece was explaining to me that if you love Jesus that you will go to Heaven when you die and live in a big house on a street made of pure gold. She was extremely excited about this prospect and told me that I should love Jesus so I can go to Heaven and have a big house on a street of gold, too.

And, it got me to thinking… Continue reading


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TOTD – Don’t Forget Me!

Okay, before you read any further, please, regard this brief disclaimer…

Disclaimer: I know that what I am about to talk about is a horrible disease that effects the lives of many. And, I also know that it is a terrible thing to see someone that you love struggle through this heart-breaking illness. I know that. I have seen it firsthand several times. But I also know that if you don’t stop every once in a while to look for the Humor in even the sad things in life… then this world has a way of swallowing you whole. So, if what I’m about to say offends anyone… I sincerely apologize. But I also hope that there are some that might see the laughter that can sometimes be found on the other side of all the sh*t that we will never of be able to make sense of… like terrible diseases. 

Thought of the Day – Don’t Forget Me!

by Senator Brett

Last night I found myself thinking that I should start up an internet dating service for people with Alzheimer’s Disease. I’d call it Continue reading


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TOTD – Your Late Cinco de Mayo Version!

As per my usual… I apologize to everyone I will offend with today’s TOTD. But, in all honesty… I’m over it already!  Because, I’m mostly Mexican… not Hispanic-American, just plain ol’, good ol’ Mexican! True, I am probably more white than most of y’all. I grew up “gringo!”… and not like “Texas Gringo” (even though we lived in Cut N’ Shoot, TX… no, like white white… the people who adopted me were the shade of white that is like “hide from the sun, it may kill us” white!) But, I still reserve the right to make fun of my own people… ALL of my own people, whites, Mexicans, rednecks… and even blacks, or African-Americans… depending on where you went to school!

Thought of the Day – Your Late Cinco de Mayo Version!

by Senator Brett

I once read that spicy foods are one of nature’s more powerful aphrodisiacs. At first I thought that this information must be a huge mistake, or maybe just a joke.

But, it got me thinking… Continue reading


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TOTD – Does Your Vote Count? Yes, Yes It Does!

*Disclaimer: I find a great deal of things to be funny, and my sense of humor, I think, covers a broad spectrum. And in that spectrum there lies the sophomoric and the low-brow. I’m sorry, but there are a lot of immature things that make me laugh. So, having said that… I hope this post doesn’t offend anyone. 

I also need your opinion. You cast the vote. Whatever name gets the most votes by the end of the weekend (Sunday night 11:59 p.m., Central Time) will be declared the winner and forever be attached to my life!

Also, I am not responsible if you are offended by the carefully chosen words and/or my mockery of some people. If you are truly offended, I apologize… however, I will add that not only am I sorry that I offended you, but that you also need to not take yourself so seriously and that you should probably smile more. Thank you… come back again! 🙂

Thought of the Day – Does Your Vote Count? Yes, Yes It Does!

by Senator Brett

As many of you know, I am close to my niece, Tessa. Due to some cooking commitments that I made for my sister’s church picnic I spent last weekend with her and her family, and therefor got a lot of quality time with my niece. After a great weekend it came time for me to leave on Sunday night. My niece goes into her room and comes back and hands me a stuffed creation.

Now, don’t get me wrong… Continue reading