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TOTD – I Got Your Equal Rights Right Here!

Disclaimer: This is NOT a true statement or news report! I repeat… this is NOT a true statement or news report!!! I peat.. it’s just humorous… and kinda sad that it could have been a true statement and news report.

Thought of the Day – I Got Your Equal Rights Right Here!

by Senator Brett

From the A-Holed News Press

(Madison, Wisconsin) – Wisconsin State Governor, Scott Walker, met with state legislators today to address the opinion that the state might be losing a public relations perception battle over the issue of Equal Rights. He said that he expected his office had aptly handled the situation by issuing the following statement: “Now that ‘Magic Mike’ has been released… we can all agree that true equality of the sexes has taken place. We men have our little discretionary films of T&A… and now women have their movie of biceps and abs. I, personally, find it a great social justice that our entertainment values are on the same playing field.”

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TOTD – In Entertainment News…

Since it’s Friday and I realize that I’ve been pretty much slacking on the ol’ “Writing needless thoughts out so that my friends, family and random strangers can ignore them like they would if I said them aloud… while they stood right next to me… and I were on my deathbed… I thought, “Hey, why not a couple of TOTD’s”, which was followed by the next natural thought, “Who can I piss off today?”

So, here goes…

Thought of the Day #1 – My Movie Reviews: Part I

by Senator Brett

In entertainment news… two well-anticipated movies are opening this weekend, and it is almost assured that they will battle it out for Top Spot of the rating polls, as well as box-office draw. Their names… “Ted” and “Magic Mike, respectfully. And, I will break them down for you. Continue reading


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Question of the Day – Bring on the Zombies!

Question of the Day – Bring on the Zombies!

by Senator Brett

Question of the Day: If the eventual (you know it’s coming!) zombie apocolypse began today, who is the one person that you wish that would get infected so you could shoot them in the face, and who is the one person you would have the hardest time shooting in the face? Continue reading


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TOTD – You’re in Peru, Now Go!

Thought of the Day – You’re in Peru Now Go!

by Senator Brett

The other day someone asked me what I would do if I won the Texas State Lottery now that it was up to $119 million. After some thought, I decided that after the usual things people would say they would do: dream house, dream car, travel the world, charity, pay to be flown to the International Space Station… what I really want to do is take my awesome little brother, Cob, to Vegas for a “no holding back” weekend of gambling, shows, gambling, fantastic food and wine, gambling, gambling… you get the picture. But, Continue reading


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TOTD – There is no Such Thing as Make-Believe!

Thought of the Day – There is no such thing as Make-Believe!

by Senator Brett

A friend of mine is reading a book entitled “How to Completly Please a Woman in Bed” and it occurred to me… Continue reading


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TOTD – I Forgot How Much I Dislike You!

As always… this isn’t intended to offend anyone. The solace that I take is knowing that half of the people this will probably offend will, most likely, eventually forget about it. 🙂

Thought of the Day – I Forgot How Much I Dislike You

by Senator Brett

One day I hope that I develop Tourettes Syndrome… followed immediately by a severe case of Alzheimer’s Disease… Continue reading


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TOTD – My Adoption Dilemma!

Thought of the Day – My Adoption Dilemma!

by Senator Brett

The other day I did my civic duty and adopted a highway… however, as a Christian, Continue reading


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TOTD – I Support the Poor!

TOTD – I Support The Poor!

by Senator Brett

It seems that the only way the majority of people denote that they support a cause, or a group of people, is by wearing ribbons. Breast cancer has them. The troops have them. Even “Free Tibet” has ribbons. Hell, the other day I saw someone wearing a ribbon that was just clear. I asked him what it stood for and he said Continue reading


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TOTD – That Ain’t Chipotle Enough For Me!

I wrote this when I lived in Dallas. And, as always… I apologize if this offends anyone. I seem to say that a lot! 

Thought of the Day – That Ain’t Chipotle Enough For Me

by Senator Brett

Occasionally, on the way to work I will pass by the Latino Cultural Center of Dallas, which in it’s simple, rustic orange exterior seems like a fine building in itself… but it always leaves me thinking… “Hey, shouldn’t this building be about seventy-five different bright colors? Shouldn’t there be Continue reading


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TOTD – The Log in my Eye!

I truly hope that everyone understands that I, in no way, actually think in this way.

Thought of the Day – The Log in my Eye!

 by Senator Brett

Some people say that I am somewhat narcissistic and slightly condescending… Continue reading