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TOTD – Are There Hops in Your I.Q.?!

Thought of the Day – Are There Hops in Your I.Q.?!

by Senator Brett

I read an legitimate article the other day that stated that people with more intelligence tend to drink more… and, I initially thought that the study must be flawed because Continue reading


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TOTD – How Big is Your Bitter End?!

Thought of the Day – How Big is Your Bitter End?!

by Senator Brett

Oftentimes, I find it odd when someone tells me that they will be with me until the bitter end… because, let’s be honest… they, obviously, don’t know exactly how bitter my end is actually going to be. It’s going to be Continue reading


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Valentine’s Day Short Love Story

Since it is Valentine’s Day I thought I would share with you, guys and gals, a short love story with a surprise ending. I know that I may come across as Continue reading


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TOTD – Are You Too Dumb For Your Hair?!

Thought of the Day – Are You Too Dumb For Your Hair?!

by Senator Brett

The other day I picked up a canister of Axe hair putty instead of my normal Garnier Fructis putty (Yes, I prefer Garnier. I don’t care what you think of me, it’s a great product for a great price). While fixing my hair for the first time, using this product, I glanced down at the upside down lid and I noticed the strangest thing. Continue reading


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TOTD – You’re Not Supposed to Feed the Animals?!

Thought of the Day – You’re Not Supposed to Feed the Animals?!

by Senator Brett

The other night, while on a first dinner date, we had just finished up the main course when the girl mentioned that Continue reading


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TOTD – I’m Part of the Screen Actors Guild?!

Thought of the Day – I’m Part of the Screen Actors Guild?!

by Senator Brett

The other night I went out on a first date with an absolutely drop-dead gorgeous woman. I mean, she was Continue reading


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TOTD – Elf or Lazy Monster?!

Thought of the Day – Elf or Lazy Monster

by Senator Brett

According to my Facebook feed I’ve come to the realization that elves everywhere need to get a J-O-B! I mean, Continue reading


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TOTD – Why God is so Damn Good?!

Thought of the Day – Why God is so Damn Good?!

by Senator Brett

I always hear Christians say pithy statements like, “God is good”… no matter the circumstances. And, it gets me to thinking…

If God is, indeed, good… then God is Continue reading


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TOTD – Can She Come With Even More Red Flags?!

Thought of the Day – Can She Come With Even More Red Flags?!

by Senator Brett

Anytime that I am out-and-about on the town and I happen to notice a really hot chick who is totally trashed and smoking like a chimney stack I think to myself, Continue reading


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TOTD – Do I Need a Body Wash?!

Thought of the Day – Do I Need a Body Wash?!

by Senator Brett

There are a lot of words that mean something totally different than what they sound like what they should mean… like “Couscous.” Some of them sound dirty; however, they are not… like “Couscous.” As in Continue reading