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TOTD – God’s Special Doucebag?!

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I’m back, bitches! I hope y’all haven’t missed me too much. I’m kidding… I hope that y’all missed me like crazy mad! 🙂

Thought of the Day – God’s Special Douchebag?!

by Senator Brett

I hope that Pat Robertson is still alive when I get married so that I can use him as our minister… that way when I drink all day, every day, and when I cheat on my wife I can just have him remind her that it’s probably all her fault and that I am a man and prone to nailing other women. I’m kidding… I’m kidding… I know he will still be alive… Hate and Ignorance live for-fucking-ever!!!

Have a good one, folks! And, as always… remember that it’s not the crazy man spouting off idiotic ideas that will get you in the end. No, it’s the bat shit crazies that send him money and allow him a platform that will do you in!

Your Friendly Senator

Pious knows no bounds!

Pious knows no bounds!

Author: senatorbrett

I guess the best term to describe me is "Tex-Mex... at its best and worst!" I am a native Houstonian who loves all things "sports", Spanish red wines, cooking, hoppy beers, women with low standards, way too much television, watching movies on rainy days and using the term "the cat's pajamas" even when it doesn't make much sense.

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