Senator Brett

Step off the Edge, Feel Your Lungs!

TOTD – My Chinese Restaurant Prayer?!

1 Comment

Thought of the Day – My Chinese Restaurant Prayer?!

by Senator Brett

I love going out for Chinese food, especially the fortune cookie reading part. I also love prayer. But sometimes I get the two terribly confused… so sometimes I end my prayers with “in bed.”

“Dear God, grant me courage and strength… in bed.”

“Lord, forgive me my trespasses… in bed.”

“Jesus, bring prosperity to everything that I touch… in bed.”

“God Almighty, please, destroy my enemies… in bed.”

Although, to be fair… on the other hand, I think my past sexual partners may have benefited from my devout prayers of:

“Lord, please, give me wisdom, love and understanding… in bed.”

“God, it is my sincere desire to be more helpful, and more mindful, and more aware of other people. Please, let me be a blessing to others… in bed.”

Well, have a great one, folks! And, as always… remember… it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that will get you… it’s probably going to be asking Jesus if He can help you struggle through a sex marathon that will get you in the end!

Your Friendly Senator

If My people, who are called by My name….

Advertisements

Author: senatorbrett

I guess the best term to describe me is "Tex-Mex... at its best and worst!" I am a native Houstonian who loves all things "sports", Spanish red wines, cooking, hoppy beers, women with low standards, way too much television, watching movies on rainy days and using the term "the cat's pajamas" even when it doesn't make much sense. www.senatorbrett.wordpress.com

One thought on “TOTD – My Chinese Restaurant Prayer?!

  1. I used to do the ‘in bed’ one, but then I got a fortune about kids. So I had to do “when I’m drunk”. And some other unfortunately worded fortune made both ‘in bed’ and ‘when I’m drunk’ sound creepy, so we came up with “according to the prophecy”.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s