Thought of the Day – My Chinese Restaurant Prayer?!
by Senator Brett
I love going out for Chinese food, especially the fortune cookie reading part. I also love prayer. But sometimes I get the two terribly confused… so sometimes I end my prayers with “in bed.”
“Dear God, grant me courage and strength… in bed.”
“Lord, forgive me my trespasses… in bed.”
“Jesus, bring prosperity to everything that I touch… in bed.”
“God Almighty, please, destroy my enemies… in bed.”
Although, to be fair… on the other hand, I think my past sexual partners may have benefited from my devout prayers of:
“Lord, please, give me wisdom, love and understanding… in bed.”
“God, it is my sincere desire to be more helpful, and more mindful, and more aware of other people. Please, let me be a blessing to others… in bed.”
Well, have a great one, folks! And, as always… remember… it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that will get you… it’s probably going to be asking Jesus if He can help you struggle through a sex marathon that will get you in the end!
Your Friendly Senator