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TOTD – Does Your Milk Coming With a Ghostly Warning?!

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Thought of the Day – Does Your Milk Come With a Ghostly Warning?!

by Senator Brett

This morning, while enjoying a breakfast of cereal, it occurred to me that I run out of milk quite often before realzing this fact and pouring myself a large bowl of cereal. And it got me to thinking…

If you’re ever in a rush to get some milk… I wonder what would happen if you mixed up Elsie Borden with Lizzie Borden… because if you did… breakfast might turn into something enteirely different!

Have a good one folks, and as always, remember… it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that kills you… it’s mixing up a dietary staple with some bitch with an axe!

Your Friendly Senator

Not… I repeat, NOT… the cow on the box of milk!

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Author: senatorbrett

I guess the best term to describe me is "Tex-Mex... at its best and worst!" I am a native Houstonian who loves all things "sports", Spanish red wines, cooking, hoppy beers, women with low standards, way too much television, watching movies on rainy days and using the term "the cat's pajamas" even when it doesn't make much sense. www.senatorbrett.wordpress.com

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