Thought of the Day – Does Your Milk Come With a Ghostly Warning?!
by Senator Brett
This morning, while enjoying a breakfast of cereal, it occurred to me that I run out of milk quite often before realzing this fact and pouring myself a large bowl of cereal. And it got me to thinking…
If you’re ever in a rush to get some milk… I wonder what would happen if you mixed up Elsie Borden with Lizzie Borden… because if you did… breakfast might turn into something enteirely different!
Have a good one folks, and as always, remember… it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that kills you… it’s mixing up a dietary staple with some bitch with an axe!
Your Friendly Senator