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TOTD – Sandy Giveth & Sandy Taketh Away?!

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Thought of the Day – Sandy Giveth & Sandy Taketh Away?!

by Senator Brett

Disclaimer: As you should know by now… this particular joke is in NO WAY meant to belittle the damage and the devastation of Hurricane Sandy. It is strictly an observation… and it does not necessarily reflect the opinion of management and staff. 🙂

The Bible says, “Ask and ye shall receive.” Common sense tells us, “Be careful what you wish for.” And I can’t help but think… “I wonder what all the Christians in New York City think about all their prayers for God to come clean up their city?” To put it another way… Hurricane Sandy = God’s Big Ass Street Sweeper!

On a side note… if anyone is interested in putting some money in the pool that I started on how long it will take for Pat Robertson to blame Hurricane Sandy on: the gays, Planned Parenthood, Democrats, Sesame Street, the number “6”, and/or people who do not contribute to the 700 Club… just contact me and let me know that you are in. I put all my money on “Right before he asks for more money from good people who aren’t smart enough to figure out that he is full of shit.”

Have a good one, folks… and, as always, remember… it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that gets you… oftentimes it is the unforeseen “acts of God” that will take you to that Eternal East Coast in the sky!

Your Friendly Senator

It rains on the just and the unjust!

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Author: senatorbrett

I guess the best term to describe me is "Tex-Mex... at its best and worst!" I am a native Houstonian who loves all things "sports", Spanish red wines, cooking, hoppy beers, women with low standards, way too much television, watching movies on rainy days and using the term "the cat's pajamas" even when it doesn't make much sense. www.senatorbrett.wordpress.com

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