Thought of the Day – Can I Get a Promotion
by Senator Brett
The other day I was driving around Charlotte, NC and I noticed that the woman in front of me had a bumper sticker that said, “Jesus is my co-pilot!”… which got me to thinking…
How come Jesus is still just a co-pilot?! He friggin’ died on the cross for that little turd-nugget’s sins and all she’s gonna do is give him partial credit?! Where’s the appreciation, lady?! How is the Son of God, the one who paid for all your sins with the price of His own blood, the one who is the part of the Holy Trinity, the one who healed the sick and raised the dead, the one who was there when the oceans were made and the mountains were formed… how is that guy not your f”n PILOT?! Is it because He’s Jewish and you are… uh… let’s go with not-Jewish?! Are you really going to tell me that you’d rather be the pilot… ’cause, honey, you’ve had your right turn signal on for three miles now! Just give it up already… make Jesus your pilot! We’d all appreciate it, kitten… because that illegal U-turn that you are about to make in the wrong direction on a one-way street is not doing any of us any good!
On a side note… I wonder how much Jesus charges for being a member of your flight crew. Oh wait, I remember the brochure… one Jesus on your flight crew equals surrendering your life to His will… which is not a bad deal… until you consider all the people with fake Jesus I.D.’s who sure like to speak for Him and always seem to get it wrong.
Have as good one, folks… and, as always, remember… it’s not the sudden stop at the end of the fall that kills you… it’s usually the guy who ran the red light as he was speeding to a PTA meeting to vote on banning a book for not being “Christian” enough, the guy with a fish symbol on his car… that t-bones you and send you to that Great Highway in the sky!
Your Friendly Senator