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TOTD – The Limping Barely Alive?!

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Thought of the Day – The Limping Barely Alive?!

by Senator Brett

Last night’s season premier of AMC’s The Walking Dead got me to thinking…

When the eventual zombie apocalypse comes… how am I supposed to be able to tell the difference between the mindless violent herd of hellish, brain-thirsty, still-functioning corpses of former human beings and, say… current fans of the WWF (the wresting organization, not the environmental agency) and card-carrying members of the Tea Party?! I’d hate to stab a valid human in the head simply because he/she has a Stone Cold Steve Austin t-shirt on or because they voted for Michele Bachman!

Have a good one, folks… and, as always… remember that it’s not the sudden stop at the end that gets you… what usually does you in is the DDT… or voting for “bat-shit crazy!”

Your Friendly Senator

No, really, it’s not fake!

Author: senatorbrett

I guess the best term to describe me is "Tex-Mex... at its best and worst!" I am a native Houstonian who loves all things "sports", Spanish red wines, cooking, hoppy beers, women with low standards, way too much television, watching movies on rainy days and using the term "the cat's pajamas" even when it doesn't make much sense.

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