I saw a commercial the other night that inspired this…
Thought of the Day – The Golden Death?!
by Senator Brett
So… Golden Corral has now added a chocolate fountain AND a cotton candy machine to it’s already over-the-top-here’s-your-heart-disease buffet lineup… which makes me think…
Golden Corral should get a tax break for every person that dies in their restaurant or shortly after eating at the establishment: $5K for anyone that dies waiting in line to get their food… because we all know that waiting causes the heart a great deal of stress, $10K for anyone that dies mid-bite… uh, because chewing is an exercise, $15K for anyone that dies after leaving a Golden Corral location and going straight to the hospital… because that saves on emergency response finances.
On the transverse of this… they lose $5 for each person that eats there and lives. I am betting that they break even.
Your Friendly Senator
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