TOTD – I Support The Poor!
by Senator Brett
It seems that the only way the majority of people denote that they support a cause, or a group of people, is by wearing ribbons. Breast cancer has them. The troops have them. Even “Free Tibet” has ribbons. Hell, the other day I saw someone wearing a ribbon that was just clear. I asked him what it stood for and he said that he supports albinos, all really white people… and neo-conservatists. So it got me thinking…
I’m going to to design a ribbon that shows that I support the poor. It will be made of entirely of platinum gold and 2,093 premium 1 karat diamonds. It will cost, roughly, the national gross income of Guam. I do this because I care. Not everyone has the balls to stand up for the impoverished. Order yours now… 10-year-old Nigerians with one arm are huddled in diamond mines as we speak… just waiting for you to show your support!
Have a good one, folks!
Your Friendly Senator