Thought of the Day – Not All Nature Attacks!
by Senator Brett
I know a lot of people out there are sincerely scared of hiking in the woods because they fear they might be mauled by a bear. But it got me thinking…
Not all bears are bad. We can’t let a few blood-thirsty carnivorous beasts that have devoured whole families ruin the whole bunch! Besides, I’ve come up with a fail-proof plan so that people will know the difference between what bears are okay to approach, and which ones might claw their faces off. Here it is… the thickness of a bear is directly proportional to how frightening it is. For instance… grizzly bear = very thick = TERRIFYING… teddy bear = fairly thin = cuddly… gummy bear = not so thick = delicious!
I tend to stick with gummy bears. Have a good day, folks! Also, one last thought… if there is a such place as Candy Land Heaven… I am pretty sure that the gummy bears would rule the forest… and they would devour Sour Patch Kids on a daily basis!
Your Friendly Senator