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TOTD – Heavenly Mexicans!

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As usual, I apologize if this offends anyone. I mean no disrespect to you, your race, your friends or family. I do, however, intend to offend my own personal self and family!

Thought of the Day – Heavenly Mexicans!

by Senator Brett

Last night my niece was explaining to me that if you love Jesus that you will go to Heaven when you die and live in a big house on a street made of pure gold. She was extremely excited about this prospect and told me that I should love Jesus so I can go to Heaven and have a big house on a street of gold, too.

And, it got me to thinking… “Who  do you think will be cleaning those big houses in Heaven? Or, making sure all the streets of gold are nice and clean? Dead Christian Mexicans, that’s who!”

So, there it is, folks. If you are a Christian, and you are Mexican, when you die you get to go to Heaven and clean mansions, or sweep streets… and, let’s be honest here… you know those big houses are going to have beautifully landscaped gardens… and you KNOW who will be tending to them!

Also, I wonder if you are a Christian Vietnamese… when you die and go to Heaven, are you obligated to open a nail salon? I have an idea for one, “Pho Fan’s Nail Salon: So good you think you’ve died and gone to… well, HERE!”

And, if there really are streets of gold then that must mean there are probably “heavenly” cars, as well. If so… well, then pucker up, my Christian Puerto/Costa Rican friends, and get those shammies ready for some good ol’ fashioned wax jobs!

Hope y’all had a great day.

Your Friendly Senator

Author: senatorbrett

I guess the best term to describe me is "Tex-Mex... at its best and worst!" I am a native Houstonian who loves all things "sports", Spanish red wines, cooking, hoppy beers, women with low standards, way too much television, watching movies on rainy days and using the term "the cat's pajamas" even when it doesn't make much sense.

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