Thought of the Day – Choose Wisely!
by Senator Brett
How come people in movies, who are getting their ass kicked due to the following: a) being outnumbered, b) the other person having a weapon, or c) the other person possessing supernatural strength or powers… always yell things like, “Hey, why don’t you fight me like a man?!” or, “Get rid of your friends, and fight me one-on-one, like a man!”
I don’t know about you people, but if I were ever in that situation I would yell, “Why don’t you put down that Unholy Sword of Evil and Carnage and fight me like an eight-year-old schoolgirl with a bladder control problem and/or possibly leukemia?!”
I’m just saying that if it is possible to talk your opponent into being something else… you should defiantly “low ball” that one!
Your Friendly Senator