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TOTD – Choose Wisely!

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Thought of the Day – Choose Wisely!

by Senator Brett  

How come people in movies, who are getting their ass kicked due to the following: a) being outnumbered, b) the other person having a weapon, or c) the other person possessing supernatural strength or powers… always yell things like, “Hey, why don’t you fight me like a man?!” or, “Get rid of your friends, and fight me one-on-one, like a man!”

I don’t know about you people, but if I were ever in that situation I would yell, “Why don’t you put down that Unholy Sword of Evil and Carnage and fight me like an eight-year-old schoolgirl with a bladder control problem and/or possibly leukemia?!”

I’m just saying that if it is possible to talk your opponent into being something else… you should defiantly “low ball” that one!

Your Friendly Senator

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Author: senatorbrett

I guess the best term to describe me is "Tex-Mex... at its best and worst!" I am a native Houstonian who loves all things "sports", Spanish red wines, cooking, hoppy beers, women with low standards, way too much television, watching movies on rainy days and using the term "the cat's pajamas" even when it doesn't make much sense. www.senatorbrett.wordpress.com

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