As per my usual… I apologize to everyone I will offend with today’s TOTD. But, in all honesty… I’m over it already! Because, I’m mostly Mexican… not Hispanic-American, just plain ol’, good ol’ Mexican! True, I am probably more white than most of y’all. I grew up “gringo!”… and not like “Texas Gringo” (even though we lived in Cut N’ Shoot, TX… no, like white white… the people who adopted me were the shade of white that is like “hide from the sun, it may kill us” white!) But, I still reserve the right to make fun of my own people… ALL of my own people, whites, Mexicans, rednecks… and even blacks, or African-Americans… depending on where you went to school!
Thought of the Day – Your Late Cinco de Mayo Version!
by Senator Brett
I once read that spicy foods are one of nature’s more powerful aphrodisiacs. At first I thought that this information must be a huge mistake, or maybe just a joke.
But, it got me thinking… maybe spicy foods ARE natural aphrodisiacs. I mean…. there sure are a lot of f’n Mexicans and Puerto Ricans! And those countries are so small! How do they do it?! Oh yeah… they do it by salsa verde!
¡Vaya con Dios, mis amigos! ¡Viva mucho tiempo, prospere bien! ¡Amamos a todos ustedes!
Your Friendly Senator
On a side note… I’m currently developing a new medical program for white couples who cannot conceive. It involves a lot of Dos XX’s, lime, pico de gallo and jalapeño-stuffed EVERYTHING… oh, and a crapload of tequila!