Thought of the Day – How To Truly Whiten Your Teeth
by Senator Brett
I wanted to whiten my teeth today, but the truth is that I am terrified of sharp pointy things directed inside, or even near, my mouth and/or face. So instead of making an appointment with a dentist I went out and bought my teeth some sweater vests, a Michael Buble cd, then I enrolled them at Alice Lloyd College, went to a Josh Groban concert and took them to a NASCAR event.
I expect them to be totally white within an hour!
Have a terrific day, everyone!
Your Friendly Senator