Okay, so this is an old TOTD…. from a long time ago, as you are probably able to deduce by the sports references I make. I am posting it on here because A) this blog is new so this TOTD is new to you, and B) I have been busy this morning therefore I do not have time to think of new thoughts. I can barely keep up with my old ones!
Thought of the Day – Give me a “C”… It’s For “Church!”
by Senator Brett
If God meant for us to all go to church every week… then why did He put football on Sundays? And if God intended for us to all get married, settle down, and stay faithful to one person for the rest of our lives… then why did He invent cheerleaders?
In a related note… the Panthers rocked! You guys and gals watch… now that I left Charlotte… they’ll win the friggin’ Superbowl just to spite me!
Which brings me to my next point… why does everything good happen right after I leave a place?! I left Houston… it gets the All-Star game and the Superbowl. I left Charlotte… the Panthers are rocking the playoffs. I visited Daytona once… just once… I left… and then the girls got wild! I left high school… they got better looking cheerleaders. I left Bible college… they got better looking cheerleaders. I plan on visiting China one day… I’m sure that right after I leave they’ll get democracy! Anyway, my point is… good things should happen while I am there so that I can enjoy it. At the rate it’s going… I’m sure that right after I die the world will get… you guessed it… better looking cheerleaders!
Okay, folks… have a good one… hell, have two!
Your Friendly Senator